Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

March 29, 2026

by Darleen Click in Victory Girls 1 Comment

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

A blessed Palm Sunday, dear friends. And our last Sunday of March. Behold a plethora of brunch favorites … from profiteroles and palmiers to crispy bacon and eggs anyway. Oh, and lox and bagels is making an appearance. It’s the end of a week of continued portside faux-outrage (easy to sport they aren’t the ‘loyal opposition’, they are just anti-American) but it’s also the start of Holy Week. So let me start passing chilled flutes of bubbly and let’s get to it! A votre santé!

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“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

UN? Check.
Judge? Check.
Columbia University? Check.
Human rights fellow? Check.
Black woman? Check.
Slavery enjoyer? Check.

You won't find a better headline.

— i/o (@avidseries) March 23, 2026

And it should shock no one that the UN voted on a resolution just last Wednesday deeming the transatlantic slave trading the “gravest crime against humanity.”

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All the facepalms

🇧🇪 Hosts of Belgium's public radio station Studio Brussel smashed statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary on air.

When asked if they'd do the same to the Prophet Muhammad:

"No, that would be inappropriate, because in Belgium there are many [Muslims].”pic.twitter.com/WOOx8RUWzB

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 25, 2026

If you’re afraid of violence from your migrants if you make fun of them, why are they there? #remigration

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Radical LGBTQ activists pushed for "All-Gender" bathrooms in the Kansas City Airport for "inclusivity" and to make it " the Most Accessible Airport Bathrooms in the World."

A man just got caught secretly recording at least 65 women in their "all-gender" bathrooms. https://t.co/6phmWq02Fb pic.twitter.com/SFjkTeXlSp

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 25, 2026

My shocked face has traveled incognito to Mammoth Mountain for spring break and cannot be reached.

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About that northern wall with Canada?

How fast can we build it?

This is Dr. Ellen Wiebe who has enthusiastically euthanised 500+ depressed/ disabled people in 5 years.
Her amused nonchalance is striking until you zoom in on her eyes. Then it becomes clear that only the calm void of a psychopath could make the job of ending so many lives feel… pic.twitter.com/6bycvzPpdg

— Campari 🤌🏼 (@Campariwithsalt) March 27, 2026

Someone pour me a double shot of bourbon … that cackling ghoul has totally creeped me out.

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Take them at their word

Muslim Brotherhood in Florida;

“We are building a pipeline of leaders. I want the governor of Florida to be Muslim. I want Muslims in the House, Muslim senators.”

“We don’t apologize about jihad. We are not afraid of jihad. Jihad is who we are.”

pic.twitter.com/QtEkiHx20S

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) March 27, 2026

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Bring back tar and feathers … or …

Here is the 2021 San Francisco video of Antoine Watson charging at full speed into an 84-year-old elderly Asian man and killing him. His prison sentence was suspended by a liberal judge and he was released to probation this week. He spent only five years in a local jail pending… pic.twitter.com/yVyxL9Af3z

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) March 27, 2026

I wonder if the judge in this instance, Linda Colfax, would like to live next door to this poor, misunderstood youth.

There are times the old-fashioned practice of public stocks sounds more appropriate than just impeaching this reprobate.

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Sunday palate cleanser

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood star Jessica Alba was seen struggling to put on jeans in this new video.

pic.twitter.com/Z7lMyHH4pf

— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) March 26, 2026

Oh sweet summer children, that was the only way we put on our jeans in the 70s.

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Your Sunday smile

Spring is here!

Baseball is timeless 🧡

What a heartwarming moment for the 109-year-old @Orioles fan! https://t.co/jY62BQxTFK pic.twitter.com/LVEs725jvR

— MLB (@MLB) March 27, 2026

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Looks like our time together has come to a close, dears. I send you off with hopes that you enjoy the rest of today and look forward to spending some of Easter Sunday with you. Passover begins April 2nd, so let me be a little early in saying Chag Pesach kasher vesame’ach! Until next week … Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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