Michelle Obama Says We Ain’t Ready For A Female President

Michelle Obama Says We Ain’t Ready For A Female President

Michelle Obama Says We Ain’t Ready For A Female President

Michelle Obama is at it again. The “forever” (for the liberals) First Lady tries, albeit so hard to come across as an intelligent “American” who wants the best for Americans.

Michelle Obama has the finger on the pulse of the American people. When she’s not giving them and our country the finger, that is, which is, mostly every time she opens her big, ungrateful mouth. Michelle Obama, who spent most of her time as First Lady going on luxury shopping excursions and vacations, in between her aerobics instructions and promotion of disgusting school lunches on Sesame Street and her Vogue cover shoots says, America is not ready for a woman president.

Actually, allow me to change up the vernacular, she said, we “ain’t ready”.

Obama sat down to chat with actor, Tracee Ellis Ross recently to share her latest wisdom:

As we saw in the past election, sadly, we ain’t ready. That’s why I’m like, don’t look at me. You’re lying. You’re not ready for a woman. You’re not. So don’t waste my time. We’ve got a lot of growing up to do. We got a lot of men who feel like they cannot be led by a woman and we saw it.”-Michelle Obama

You men ain’t ready for a woman like Michelle Obama. Don’t fret, guys. Michelle also had a thing or two to say about white women, too:

Lemme explain something to white people. Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern, so when we’re straightening it to follow YOUR beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness. That’s why so many of us can’t swim.”-Michelle Obama

Imagine the bold statement Michelle Obama could have made by NOT straightening her hair and jumping in pool? Note: she did not do this. Instead, she fell victim to the hours upon hours of hair and makeup! Michelle Obama, in her 8 years in The White House could have done whatever the hell she wanted. Her husband, after all, walked on water, as did she. Stylists fought over the opportunity to dress her. Instead, she chooses now to play a victim. Trapped-uh. She couldn’t swimmmmm-uh. Poor Michelle Obama was shackled on her vacations at the beach on Martha’s Vineyard and the shores of Hawai’i, where she couldn’t escape the “white hot glare” of the sun by taking a dip because-STRAIGHTENED HAIR, OH MY! TRAPPED-UH. I can feel the oppression from here! It must be so hard to be Michelle Freaking Obama. My heart goes out to her.

And since when are ANY Democrats “trapped” by straightness? Hair, sexual preference or otherwise? Let’s talk about Kamala Harris and her non-linear conversations that veered off a straight path of simple logic. Yeah, I know. Venn diagrams and Joyful Vibes. We all weren’t ready for all of that and we certainly AIN’T ready for a “powerhouse” such as Michelle Obama (snicker)! We’re not mature enough. We weren’t “grown up” enough to see what gems we had standing in front of us as women Presidential Candidates. Hillary Clinton, corrupt as they come. Kamala Harris, incompetent as they come. It wasn’t that we, collectively, as Americans, were not ready. THEY were not ready.

But Michelle Obama can continue to run her mouth and live in her bitter, delusional bubble. We can’t possibly expect Michelle to go swimming with the peasants. Or, for that matter, go shopping with the peasants and (GASP) live off the rack! Or, run for President!

I didn’t really have that choice as First Lady. Every day, every time I was up — as we called it — I was up for the public.”-Michelle Obama

Rare is the woman who can live off the rack!

We’re the ones who need to “grow up”, though, according to this 61 year-old infant who takes every opportunity to pit, divide and whine about how horribly oppressed she is. But don’t be lookin’ at her to run for the Presidency, you bunch of filthy liars.

Perhaps a woman will run again. Maybe this time we’ll get someone competent and free of corruption. A girl can dream. America is, after all, the land of hopes, dreams and opportunity.

And yes, America is even the land of opportunity for a miserable shrew who thinks she’s more popular than she is, Michelle I Can’t Live Off The Rack Obama.

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