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As we get into our week, the wheels on the bus went derp, derp, derp for this West Virginia librarian.
Because these people cannot help themselves out of their severe TDS, we shine the spotlight on Morgan L. Morrow, a 39 year-old librarian at Jackson County Public Library in Ravenswood, West Virginia. Why Ms. Morgan? Because she took to TikTok with a call to basically murder the President:
Surely a sn!per with a terminal illness can’t be a big ask out of 343 million.”-Morgan L. Morrow
Morrow, who included her she/her pronouns in her now scrubbed X profile, is a self-proclaimed “friendly and patient customer service” representative. The “friendly” voice is “natural”. The “patience” comes from “being a mom”.
Can you imagine the “patience” that exudes from this creature? Honestly, is she THAT patient when her Door Dash delivery is late? Usually, I like to leave appearances off the table but the “friendly” librarian in the pink, sparkly glasses is currently making a living off of the taxpayer. THIS is what West Virginians are paying for. Someone to sit on their fat a$$ and make TikToks. I lIkE bAnNeD bOoKs AnD dOnUtS.
And, now, that someone is the recipient of the Tuesday FAFO award…
Morgan L. Morrow, 39, of Ripley, was arrested and transported to South Central Regional Jail as part of the investigation by the Sheriff’s Office and the Jackson County Bureau of Investigations.
According to the criminal complaint, Morrow is charged with one count of threats of terroristic acts.
The criminal complaint filed in Jackson County Magistrate Court says that on Jan. 25, 2026, deputies learned of an alleged threat of violence ‘directed toward an unknown individual, which was believed to be a public official.'”-The Jackson County Sheriff’s Office
She/her-devil, Morgan, also describes herself as a “mermaid”, an “elder emo”, a “gamer” and an addict of hot tea and TikTok. She claims to “live in a perpetual state of anxiety”. Hmmm. THAT’S gotta be good for her kiddos! Days before her call to assassinate Trump, she posted a tear-filled TikTok tirade proclaiming “F-ck ICE!”
Honey, here is a reality check. You are 39 YEARS OLD. You are TOO OLD to be “emo”. As far as “gaming” and TikTok goes, where, oh, where, does she find the TIME to CARE for her children or DO HER JOB if she is part of the constant dopamine wasteland that is TikTok? It is truly time these women grow the heck up. If Morgan Morrow, the “patient” librarian, says this stuff on platform for total strangers to see, I can only imagine what her kids hear and see.
The “patient librarian” revealed “personal reasons” for her call to harm the President but did not elaborate on what those reasons were. Maybe he stole her McDonald’s order once upon a time…
hard to stomach tax money fueling violent librarian rants
— Slarmi (@0xSlarmi) January 26, 2026
Agreed.
A screenshot of the blue whale‘s-umm-mermaid‘s (SNORT) Facebook account reads something like this:
If you voted for him, if you didn’t vote, if you voted independent, genuinely, I hope you get shot in the face three times at point-blank range or I hope you get shot in the back while on your knees being pistol-whipped. If any part of you thinks that I wouldn’t say that if I knew who you are? I have a pretty good idea of who you are, you haven’t hidden your ignorant villainy nearly as well as you think you have. And I said what I said.
This isn’t intolerance or woke hatred, it’s reactionary. You had a hand in what is happening today and I can only hope that one day you suffer as much as the immigrants, the people of color, the LGBTQ+ people have suffered for generations and how much mothers and nurses are suffering right now because you actually condemned them to this injustice with your vote. We ‘told’ you what would happen and you ignored us. In 2016, I was ‘fear mongering’ and even when they described it to you point by point in Project 2025, you actively made the choice to be willfully idiotic. No, and I mean NO amount of apologies or excuses will ever earn my forgiveness. You are as stupid and evil as your red cap leader and I hope you rot in hell with him.”-Morgan L. Morrow
This, again, coming from a MOTHER OF CHILDREN. This, again, is a public-sector EMPLOYEE who may teaching YOUR kids. Nothing says “patient” and “friendly” like “I hope you get shot in the face three times or pistol-whipped and shot in the back”. Sounds pretty damn intolerant to me. And, correction: they “told” you all what would happen and you all bought it, hook, line and sinker, oh willful idiots that you all are! So well-informed are you, glued to your phone watching those TikToks and the mainstream media all the live-long day.
— Rhonda lynn (@OhioRhonda) January 26, 2026
Oh, swallower of slogans and God only knows everything else they ram down their throats. The public library system also commented on the recent events:
The comments recently made by an employee do not reflect the mission, values, or standards of conduct of our organization.”-Jackson County Public Library
Oh, but, they do. Now, address the matter internally and get rid of the problem. Time for a pink slip and some cardboard boxes.
When you saddle up on the horse of stupidity, you have to be prepared for the ride that follows.”-Jackson County Sheriff Ross Mellinger
I have to hand it to sheriff for this quote. Ms. Morrow got herself a ride to a jail cell.
Giddy up, y’all. Giddy up.
Photo Credit: Toby Philpott, cropped and enhanced by Zanaq, CC BY-SA 3.0
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