Kyle Kashuv Gets A Date, Gets Blocked By A Leftist

Kyle Kashuv Gets A Date, Gets Blocked By A Leftist

Kyle Kashuv Gets A Date, Gets Blocked By A Leftist

Fame is a fickle mistress. But sometimes, good things can come out of incredibly bad things. Kyle Kashuv, who has become one of the most outspoken of the Parkland kids who isn’t toeing the narrative of gun control, got an invitation to prom over Twitter.

The catch is, the girl asking him to prom is in Nebraska. And he doesn’t own a tuxedo. So she asked him how many retweets it would take for him to take her to prom.

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Never tempt the Twitter gods like that. You know that someone is going to give a helping hand… like Ben Shapiro.

The young lady in question has enough retweets, so it looks like young Mr. Kashuv should be researching available florists in Lincoln, Nebraska for his date at the prom.

As of this writing, the stated goal of $700 had been surpassed by over $500… so, plane ticket, flowers, tuxedo, dinner, a limo?

But of course, while Twitter can be good, it can also be full of killjoys.

She sounds like fun, doesn’t she, this – *checks Elizabeth Thorp’s Twitter bio* – senior advisor to Planned Parenthood. How precious.

Here is Thorp attempting to explain herself…

I think Kyle can handle himself.
And Thorp knew perfectly well who Kyle is.

The problem is, Thorp doesn’t realize she’s living under The New Rules.

And then she pulled a Kurt Eichenwald.


Go enjoy the young lady’s company during your prom date, Kyle, and behave like a perfect gentleman – the way you behaved when you went to the White House.

Also, make sure you pick some nice flowers in a color that compliments her dress, and ask if she would rather have a pinned corsage or a wristlet. There, a little “motherly advice” that didn’t sound condescending, Elizabeth Thorp, if you’re interested in being helpful instead of snotty. But I doubt you’re listening.

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  • Darleen Click says:

    Have you ever met a “happy Leftist”? Neither have I.

    I suspect poor li’l Lizabeth was passed over for prom years ago and seeing happy kids planning ‘triggered’ her.


  • Chuckles says:

    There are some people out there that need taken to the woodshed, so to speak. Pretty pathetic of this Elizabeth character.

  • Gail says:

    She tries to claim that she was only giving “motherly advice”, I call bull$#it!! First off…getting advice from Planned Parenthood senior advisor? She is only speaking like this cause he is conservative & not on the liberal, anti-2nd Amendment bandwagon. Second…”hard pass” is not think this over or all you sure you want to do this. Hard pass means no way, no how, don’t ever think of ever asking again.
    Her she is judging two teens who want to go to the prom together. It’s clear they’d only be going as friends, actually more like a “blind date”, so what’s the big deal? And why is it any of her business anywho??? #TeamKyle

    • GWB says:

      And why is it any of her business anywho???
      Well, honestly, she asked in one of the most public forums on the planet and she pretty much asked everybody to pitch in.

      While I don’t think the PP woman should have said anything, when you go out on Twitter you’re basically asking for every moron with two thumbs to come along and participate in your life.

      It’s one of the main reasons I’m not on Twitter or FarceBook. I have no desire to make my life any more public than it already is.

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