Nominations for the Worst Press Secretary Ever award have to go to Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP). If they haven’t just yet, they should after this remark.

Although, we have to give KJP credit where credit is due. While former Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, was circling back to the point of extreme dysequilibrium, KJP stands solid, unwavering, on her ground, without tipping over, on defending Joe Biden and the disaster of his administration.

Take Friday’s press briefing for an example. Many questions have been posed about Pony Soldier Joe’s mental and physical ability to not only hold this term in The White House, but a future term. KJP fearlessly attacked those skeptics yesterday by declaring that “80 is the new 40“.

Didn’t you hear?! If you didn’t, you may want to turn up that hearing aid.

80 is the new 40.

Look, you know, I get asked this question about once a week, maybe twice a week. I don’t know. I’ve lost track. This is a president, if you think about it, in 2019, he got the same criticism. In 2020, he got the same criticism. In 2022, he got the same criticism. And every time he beats the naysayers.

Every time he does above and beyond and makes history in doing that, that others are not able to do, right. And I think that’s really important too.”-Karine Jean-Pierre

Going above and beyond. Just like he did for the families in Maui or in East Palestine, Ohio, right? Just like he did on 9/11 this week when he made a stop in Alaska out of sheer convenience after crossing the International Date Line to Hanoi? (Cough) No comment. Honestly, the only people Joe Biden has gone “above and beyond” for is his dysfunctional family. A father’s love for his crack-cocaine addled, alcoholic son who solicits prostitutes has no bounds. Especially when that crack-cocaine-addled, womanizing dirtbag keeps his papa flush with illicit cash. Joe loves his son. Jill loves Hunter. The “First Family” is all about putting family first=their own. But, nonetheless, nice try, KJP.

Joe Biden is going above and beyond to make history, according to KJP and, actor, Matthew Marsden:

When he crossed the Delaware to single handedly win the Revolutionary War.

— Quintus Septimius Florens Tertullianus (@mwilliams433) September 16, 2023

80 is the new 40.

A lifetime of achievement.

I personally think his greatest achievement was when he invented "The Abacus" while he was a exchange student in China during the 9th grade pic.twitter.com/fQrgrwlor8

— Musings of a nobody (@JustaCi54400863) September 16, 2023

80 is the new 40. Repeat this until the masses blindly believe this. This has been the tactic of the Democrats so far and has led to such musings of a man can be a woman and can menstruate and have babies, so, why the hell not? And, this does seem to be the angle the Democrats are working for 2024. Joe Biden’s 80 is the new 40. C’mon, man. The President is fine. Look, 80 is the new 40. Put the needle on the record and Keep that line skipping on the Victrola for a bit longer…

The White House Press Office has opened a new Department of The President is Fine, according to a report from the New York Times’ new Bureau of the President is Fine in a front page story headlined ‘The President is Fine’ which says that the White House Department of the President is Fine says the president is fine. According to the White House, the Department of the President is Fine will be tasked with explaining to the public that the president is not doing what he’s obviously doing or saying what he’s obviously saying but instead is fine.”-Andrew Klavan, The Daily Wire

Didn’t you hear, dummies? 80 is the new 40. This is the only explanation for Joe Biden. He’s young at heart, you see. I think Democrat liberals should add this to their new lawn signs of meaningless platitudes: Water is life, 80 is the new 40.

Oy. Now I’ve heard things-many of these things, I have heard just last week on my very own birthday. 52 is the new 25. In all honesty, when you are listed as a “fall risk” on your medical chart, when you feel like a nap at two in the afternoon every day, when you get needles in your forehead to ease the wrinkles, when you get up from a night’s sleep and you don’t know why your hip hurts, reality comes crashing down. Hard. 52 is not the new 25, yo. Sure, you or your closest friends and family members could make the argument that you present well for your age. People do not guess that I am 52. But, Joe Biden? I have met 80 year-olds who have summited mountains and are mentally sharp as a tack. Joe Biden is not one of these 80 year-olds.

I would argue that Joe Biden is not even a mentally-fit 40 year-old man at this time. With the filter and the mentality of a five year-old, he continues to get away with saying insensitive things in front of audiences of people who are truly suffering. (I may argue some five year-olds are better than this.) Like a five-year old, he demands ice cream and wants naps. Like a five year-old, he embellishes great stories and whispers to his imaginary friends. Like a five year-old, his best friends are also little girls.

80 is the new 5, though, does not have as good as a ring to it. But, hell, I’d love to see KJP defend this.

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