As sore loser Kamala Harris fades into the blazing California sunset, she is seeking wisdom and advice from the best of ’em.

Rumor has it that the former VP is reaching out to none other than Hillary Clinton for her post-Trump-Inauguration trauma.

As she grapples with navigating next steps, Harris has spoken with family and close friends, including the one other person who has been in her exact position: Hillary Clinton, New York Magazine reported. The two have reportedly spoken several times since Harris’ defeat.”-Rachel Wolf, Fox News

They are, according to The Daily Beast, “closer than ever”. They “quietly bonded” because they both were in the same position: running against and defeated by “Bad, Evil, Orange Man”.

Since November, Harris and Clinton have spoken on multiple occasions about their exceedingly rare shared experience and about how to think through the future; in December, Harris quietly slipped out of her official residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington and over to Clinton’s home a few blocks away to chat and celebrate at a private reception for the former secretary of State after Biden awarded her the Medal of Freedom.”-New York Magazine

Two peas in a pod are Kamala and Hillary. Just like peanut butter and jelly. Their common bond in the “fight” (snicker) against Trump has many parallels. Both the dominant force in their relationships now, both married to POS misogynists (they and the adoring media will tell you otherwise). Both, immensely unlikeable women flush with Democrat Campaign cash behind them. Both ran for POTUS to lose the election to-(GASP)-a reality TV star!

Harris DID say that she “would not go quietly into the night” and still plans to remain “active in politics”. I mean, what else is she geared to do, really?

And, this is why she needs the help of HRC.

LOL….two losers walk into a bar….

— E4MafiaNCOIC (@KingEMusk) January 23, 2025

…and hang out with a bunch of other Chardonnay moms.

Of course, Clinton would go on to encourage Harris to “continue the fight” and stay in politics. Where else could you make a gainful living on the taxpayers’ dime? Hell, look at the Obamas! Plus, all the book deals and the speaking engagements to be had to infuse more cash into the ol’ bank account. Kamala could also write a 500-page book on “What Happened”, though we could explain it all in fewer words.

In short: Kamala Harris did not do her job as Vice President of The United States. Kamala Harris was a terrible Presidential Candidate thrust into the campaign by the Democrats. Kamala Harris relied on her gender and “vibes” alone to propel her into The White House. Kamala Harris made a terrible choice for a VP running mate. We can make a damn one-page Venn diagram to break down wha’ happened and it would not be a disastrous waste of precious trees of a 500-page word salad that becomes a “New York Times Bestseller”.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during these conversations! I could just imagine as they opened another box of wine, Hillary Clinton may have advised Kamala Harris to cozy up to Netflix. Kamala can team up with her “fashion-designer-model” stepdaughter, Ella Emhoff and do an endearing, mother-daughter miniseries where they go on adventures to crochet ugly sweaters at pot shops and she provides the constant laugh track. They can even get the network to spring for a trip to Paris for some croissants, shopping and clown school:

Kamala can even whip out one of her favorite accents whilst in gay Paris. Ella could feel right at home with her hairy armpits and go on a rant about how her underarms represent feminist rebellion while making a shameless plug for her line of transgender couture. Or, they can stay in California and cook; adding a bit of leftover cannabis to the canard l’orange. I’m smelling a cookbook idea, here…

If Kamala wants to know “What Happened”, one would think looking at Hillary Clinton would be obvious and, instead of seeking her advice, she may look to some actual winners of this game. But, they can commiserate together on both being awful. She does not need Hillary Clinton to tell her what they both know. The American people already told them. Twice. What Happened is the “Deplorables” and the “Garbage” got sick of the “Deplorables” and “Garbage” in D.C. calling them “deplorable-garbage-racist-bigots” and we took them out.

The truth is that the vast majority of Americans are good, fair, and just, and they want their country to reflect those ideals.”-Kamala Harris

Probably the most intelligent thing this woman has ever uttered. Which is why we did not vote for Kamala Harris or Hillary Clinton.

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