Kamala Harris is at it again waxing word salads for the masses. This time, she flew into Chicago to drop all of her pearls of wisdom to those attending the Everytown for Gun Safety event.

The irony that she was in Chicago hanging out with upper-middle-class Barbies from the safe suburbs who drink nasty Chardonnay is laughable. They were completely oblivious to her meaningless cackling over shooting deaths in Chicago and the meaningless stream of absolutely nothing running from her mouth. The mystical, magical Kamala Harris is still trying to do spoken word at these things.

It is about freedom including…the freedom to just be.”-Kamala Harris

So glad I caught KH's Philosophy for Beginners lecture today.
I have learned I can just feel free to be free for the sake of being free today-

— Sue Felago (@sfelago) August 11, 2023

Wait, what?! You can be free for the sake of being free because life, liberty and all the rest of it… and men and women and all the other three hundred genders are created equal and, you know the thing…

It's just so weird. It's like she speaks in Gypsy curses.

— Gary Tschosik (@Tschosik) August 12, 2023

Some deep stuff in there, man. Pass the Funyuns. But, in all seriousness, if all Americans and humans have the “freedom to just be”, Kamala, wouldn’t that apply to unborn, innocent children as well? And what about the ones who are born, Kamala? The ones who are going about their day when their school suddenly gets shot up by a gang member or a trans person with a manifesto? And, furthermore, while we’re on the subject of “freedom to just be”, what about the families who want the freedom to buy a weapon to protect themselves (and their children) from these crazies? We can just suck on it, I guess. (Perhaps the wrong choice of words here coming from me with regard to who was sitting on stage but I will just leave this one right here.)

Kamala’s appearance had some 17 year-olds sold, though. They can’t wait to vote.

“We are so up for it. We are so tired of living all through all these things, every single day. Once I turn 18, I’m ready to register to vote,” said one young attendee. What did VP Kamala tell these young people to get them so convinced and on-fire to vote Blue once they turn 18?

We are counting on you. You are everything.”-Kamala Harris

Everything a 17 year-old girl wants to hear: The sun rises and sets upon your existence alone. You are important. It’s what their clueless parents have been telling them since they can go potty on their own. (Too bad our president can’t.) And, what does a 17 year-old know about “living through all these things every single day”? I sincerely doubt the wet-behind-the-ears 17 year-old who uttered this and had the privilege to attend this conference knows about life in the inner-city, crime-ridden streets of Chicago where kids are getting shot. That would involve having some common sense instead of fan-girling hard over Kamala Harris. But these sheltered kids think “Common Sense Gun Control” is a great idea. They’re here for it. And this is how the news is spinning it:

I love this commentary even though it did not include some of Kamala’s doozies from the event. Your generation is critical. How many times did she say critical? “Your generation is critical and soooo important.” To which, all of the younger generation at this conference who oooo-ed and ahh-ed at the vice president are now responding by posting affirmations on their bathroom mirrors that read, “I’m critical and so important”. There is one problem, they don’t quite know how to get there. Don’t count on some of their parents who voted in part for this numbskull and their educators who did the same. This is just more of the self-congratulatory, useless affirmations for these kids to tell themselves. They’re going to change the world.

The solutions don’t involve creativity to act? What, then, are the solutions? And, excuse me? What we lack are leaders with the moral courage to act? Well, we’re looking at one of them sitting on the stage. Kamala, yes, one of our “leaders”, could have acted by actually doing something at the border like she was tasked to. Instead, we have drugs, illegal weapons and human trafficking. She did nothing. And she still continues to say…absolutely nothing. But then again, she can’t even talk. How can we expect her to act?

This whole performance begs the question of whose cocaine was indeed lying around in The West Wing. Though, Kamala’s slow and drawn out syllables and stage presence were not indicative of someone who did blow. Did Kamala rock some gange before getting up on that stage? Get the drumming circle ready. She would be great on tour with Edie Brickell and New Bohemians-I know what I know and you know what I mean.

One thing’s for sure, Kamala’s not aware of too many things.

Photo Credit: Original Artwork by VG, Darleen Click