Presidential hopeful, Kamala the Brat Harris, made her closing arguments for why she deserves the American vote last night in D.C.

Yes, in Washington D.C., of all places. Home of establishment politicians who continue to collect a paycheck off our backs, paralyzing bureaucracy and, mostly, Harris’ constituents. The good news is that she probably did not have to bus a lot of people in this time around.

We have to stop pointing fingers and start locking arms. It is time to turn the page on the drama and the conflict, the fear and division. It is time for a new generation of leadership in America.”-Kamala Harris

So she says. Instead of “turning the page” on the hate and the division and the drama and the conflict and running off sheer Kamala Vibes alone, Kamala Harris spent most of her petition to get the vote next Tuesday with a laser focus on “petty tyrant”, Donald Trump. Donald Trump this, Donald Trump, that. This “monumental” speech of this pivotal presidential race-was held at the Ellipse (surrounded by siren noise for about five minutes straight at the beginning of Kamala’s entree-sized salad):

How perfect. D.C. is a crime infested hellhole.

— Jenny (@Jenny_IDLYITW) October 29, 2024

The Ellipse. The very same location Trump used when he called for an insurrection on that fateful day that was worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined, January 6th. (Shudder.)

Hold up, Kamala’s closing argument is taking place at the ellipse in Washington DC??

She has to know that in 1925 the KKK rallied at the exact same spot.

What a dark, dark final message to America.. she wants to take us back!

Am I doing this right?? https://t.co/CBLDq8x7gN pic.twitter.com/5aG28ltB0Z

— Corey Inganamort (@TheBirdWords) October 29, 2024

Oopsies. But we couldn’t expect her campaign staff to know this-the KKK-a group started by southern Democrats. Oh, right. That Madison Square Garden event held by the Trump campaign was, uh, very Hitler-like, wasn’t it? He wants to take us back to WWII by making sure we do not go into WWIII!

Trump has spent a decade trying to keep the American people divided and afraid of each other: That’s who he is. But America, I am here tonight to say: That’s not who we are.”-Kamala Harris

We were certainly divided in 2016 thanks to Democrats who began the “hateful-bigot-nazi-fascist” narrative. Thanks to them, we lost family members and friends who could not bear that we used our God-given freedoms to vote for the candidate we thought would do right by us. That candidate was NOT Hillary Clinton. And the Democrats made damn well sure that we were all afraid of each other in 2020 with the whole COVID/”you might kill grandma” bit. Walk around any city on the west coast today. There are still people wearing KN95 face masks OUTSIDE IN OPEN AIR. Hint: That was not Trump. In fact, Kamala Harris, claimed Donald Trump is “not the candidate who is thinking of making your life stable” but it gives us pause to think: weren’t we more stable in the years 2016-2019? How many wars were happening? How many illegals were flooding the streets and committing crimes? Were our schools opened so our kids could learn? Were we able to afford a tank of gas and groceries? And, how many riots broke out on our city streets by American citizens in the years 2016-2019?

Kamala Harris wants Americans to know that, We, The People, have a choice:

It is a choice about whether we will have a country rooted in freedom for every American — or ruled by chaos and division.”-Kamala Harris

Read: they, the warriors for “democracy”, will create the chaos and division if Trump is elected. You’ve been warned.

Harris also said she would be willing to listen to those on the other side. After all, she likes a good debate (especially when the questions are fed to her in advance and the “fact checkers” work in her favor). She’s also “not afraid of tough fights” (snicker) except, her entire campaign illustrated to us that she is. Bret Baier, you there? She promised that, despite the fact that the American public does not know her, she will work hard to do all the things she was given to do as Vice President (but chose to play Solitaire in her office instead).

It was a “damn good” speech, according to Rachel Maddow:

I seriously hope her sh*t-eating grin turns into a Chernobyl-style-screaming-at-the-sky media meltdown next Tuesday night. Don’t worry, Americans. The middle-class girl who went to private school in Canada and her clown of a VP pick, will fight for you and killing your unborn children. They will fight for the ability to mutilate your living children beyond recognition, making sure they are scared and awkward and literally unable to function in everyday life. They will fight for keeping tampons in boys’ bathrooms and for guys beating up women in women’s sporting events. They will fight for anyone who wants to jack-off to porn. You know, the important things. Kamala Harris is gonna cut through that red tape, y’all!

Kamala… you opened our border… let in MILLIONS of illegal immigrants. Created an App allowing thousands to BYPASS the border completely. You gave them OUR money, and treated them better than our veterans. You do NOT fight for us, so your "closing argument" is irrelevant. -VJ

— RealVinnieJames (@RealVinnieJames) October 29, 2024

Kamala Harris, Unifier in Chief will lock arms with Americans. “It’s time to stop pointing fingers’, she said. Though, she literally did that for the duration of this whole speech.

You literally told a Christian to get out of your rally the other week and keep equating Trump supporters to Nazis wtf are you talking about?

— Savanah Hernandez (@sav_says_) October 29, 2024

They will lock arms and sit at table and promote “less divisive” rhetoric-but only if elected into office. If Trump wins, they will look down from the rafters and upon most Americans as illiterate, slack-jawed yokels. Deplorables. Garbage, even.

I'm Cuban-American and the POTUS just called me "garbage." I'm pretty sure that makes him a racist.

— JackBurton1 (@burton1_jack) October 30, 2024

The vibes have for sure gone by the wayside. The substance, what very little there was in the first place, of Kamala’s campaign has run out of gas. If you’re lucky, Gentle Readers, you deplorable pieces of garbage, your ballot may not get torched or fall off of a truck by Election Day.

Featured image: composite of Donald Trump (Gage Skidmore Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license) and Kamala Harris (Public Domain via White House)