Kamala Harris came up with yet harebrained idea after chugging a bottle of Pinot Noir. In 3, 2, 1-RELAUNCH!

The trigger has been pulled (that’s what Willie Brown also said). Kamala Harris has relaunched her KamalaHQ campaign account on social media as “an online organizing project for next-generation campaigning.”

So, what’s going on with the “Headquarters” account? She’s so glad you asked! (This is not a joke):

Amazing https://t.co/JvfW0TgVr4

— 🌋🌋 Deep₿lueCrypto 🌋🌋 (@DeepBlueCrypto) February 5, 2026

Kamala wants to grab those yellow school busses and mobilize the youth! And since “Elon wouldn’t let them just have @headquarters as a handle on X, the handle was, get this: @headquarters67. It is now @headquarters68 on X. Gen X chimes in the only way we know how:

We're almost to 69, which I did ask her about yesterday. No response.https://t.co/JydauQyfGM

— Shawn Clay (@ShawnClayOH) February 6, 2026

The slang term “67” is often used in younger circles-apparently, Gen Z and Gen Alpha, but I would argue it is more of a junior high thing. Its meaning is ambiguous. Kind of like Kamala’s word salads.

We remember the sage words from Kamala’s campaign genius on social media in 2024, Lauren Kapp:

The goal is always to get to the trend early. One of my big takeaways is the importance of iterating on content that you know is going to perform well.”-Lauren Kapp

So much for “getting to the trend early”. If Kamala really wants to keep up, perhaps she should start by dubbing her “organizing project” @headquarters89 because 89 is increasing in popularity amongst the younger set. So, here we have proof, once again, that Kamala and the Dems can’t meme to save their lives.

I repeat: This relaunch is not a joke. Kamala and her crew meant for this cringe to hit the moronosphere.

On Thursday, Harris announced that she was teaming with liberal advocacy group People For the American Way — founded by legendary television producer Norman Lear — to revive and rebrand the KamalaHQ accounts as Headquarters. The venture will operate the renamed KamalaHQ accounts on X (with 1.1 million followers) and TikTok (5.4 million). In addition, the group said it will expand Headquarters to YouTube, Substack and other platforms.”-Todd Spangler, Variety

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— drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) February 5, 2026

From the sounds of it, People For The Communist American Way will be handling most of the postings on the account…

Harris will be the chair emerita of Headquarters. But it’s an honorary role and she will not have editorial oversight of the project. The group said all editorial programming decisions will be made by the Headquarters team and the leadership of People For the American Way.”-Todd Spangler, Variety

…but we think this account will still be a gift to the Republican nominees in 2028. And, considering some of the same people are reuniting for “Headquarters” post-campaign, this intentional cringe promises to be a gift.

Many of the staff behind KamalaHQ will be reuniting for Headquarters. The project will be advised by Rob Flaherty, former deputy campaign manager for the Harris campaign, and Parker Butler and Lauren Kapp, the leaders of the KamalaHQ team from 2024. Arlie Shugaar, who also worked with the KamalaHQ team, will join the People For the American Way staff as director of platforms for the accounts.”

Reunited and it feels so good. They just did not want the utter joy and vibes of Brat Summer to die. They want to live it again, unburdened by the (disaster) of what has been.The above quote, from the one and only, Jack Schlossberg for Vogue.

We’ve seen cognitive dissonance in many a Democrat of days gone by. One spilled all of it out in almost 500 pages. The other turned it into a multi-million-dollar media empire, a healthy speaking circuit and book deals. But Kamala Harris has a very special diagnosis and is a case all by herself. A person so out-of-touch with how ignorant, incapable and uncool she is, “relaunching” as the same ignorant, incapable, uncool person she is, with the aspirations of firing up America’s young people? First of all, why would you repeat the same insanity TWICE if it didn’t work for you the first time? Second, The Kids in America don’t need any more brain rot. Our test scores are already far below the mark of what is acceptable.

Can’t wait to see more from @headquarters67-now @headquarters68-or whatever. I can see Kamala now: “We changed our name because from 67 because while 67 is a great number, 68 comes after 67. I love the number 68. I really do. I love 68. It’s a reflection of our culture and our moment in time. Stay tuned for more Venn diagrams.”

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