Joshua Boyle: Not just a moron, but a violent moron

Joshua Boyle: Not just a moron, but a violent moron

Joshua Boyle: Not just a moron, but a violent moron

Remember when I wrote a few months ago that I had no sympathy for Canadian dumbass Joshua Boyle, who decided to take his very pregnant wife on a hike through the mountains of Afghanistan, was captured by the Haqqanis, humped her like a rabid bison while they were in captivity resulting in several innocent children born into terrorist hell?

Well, guess what? Joshy has been busy since he came back from frolicking with his Haqqani captors. Press reports show that in the time he’s been back from captivity, he’s been engaged in some bad behavior and has been arrested for abusing unspecified victims. The charges against him include:

  • Eight counts of assault.
  • Two counts of sexual assault.
  • Two counts of unlawful confinement.
  • One count of uttering death threats.
  • One count of causing someone to “take a noxious thing, namely Trazodone.” (Trazodone is an antidepressant.)
  • One count of misleading police.

At the time of his rescue, I wrote that Darwin neglected his duties by not bitch-slapping Boyle, not just for being a moron, but endangering his pregnant wife, and breeding in terrorist captivity, thereby subjecting his innocent children to what I’m sure were untold horrors.

At the time, I wasn’t sure if he was merely an imbecile or a terrorist sympathizer, but based on his first marriage, I was pretty sure I knew which way that wind was blowing. I postulated that perhaps that fat fuckwit harbored some terrorist sympathies, based on his prior history.

Boyle wasn’t exactly your typical westerner. He was married to the sister of an accused terrorist fighter held at Guantanamo Bay. Zaynab Khadr, the eldest daughter of al Q’aida was a fierce defender of both her father and her brother, Omar Khadr, who was captured as a 15-year-old fighting with the Taliban in Afghanistan and charged with killing an American soldier.

Boyle introduced himself to the family, because he was oh-so-enlightened about human rights and later acted as the Khadr family spokesperson when Zaynab staged a hunger strike on Parliament Hill to protest her brother’s detention, and he married her about a year later.

And now, he’s been arrested for assault, sexual assault, and other crimes that if I had to post an educated guess, I would say were against his wife, children, or both.

In other words, the man who referred to his little sojourn as a “pilgrimage,” who made videos for the Haqqanis, who had no problem breeding in terrorist captivity, who received mail in “captivity,” and who had enough privacy in captivity to actually carry on a physical relationship with his wife, is now arrested for activities which are pretty common in fundamentalist Islamist marriages and relationships – assault, sexual assault, unlawful confinement, and death threats.

Strikes me as par for the course for any frothing fundamentalist Islamic dickbag. But what is acceptable in the mountains of Afghanistan is not so much legal in the civilized world, so the jerk is under arrest.

Boyle’s wife Caitlan Coleman seems to confirm my suspicions that she was the unspecified victim in this case in a statement to the Toronto Star.

In a statement to the Star, Coleman wrote, “I can’t speak about the specific charges, but I can say that ultimately it is the strain and trauma he was forced to endure for so many years and the effects that that had on his mental state that is most culpable for this.

“Obviously, he is responsible for his own actions,” she wrote, “but it is with compassion and forgiveness that I say I hope help and healing can be found for him. As to the rest of us, myself and the children, we are healthy and holding up as well as we can.”

Courtesy of the Toronto Star

At the time of their release, I wrote I had limited sympathy for her, because she never put her foot down when that tree-humping, terrorist-sympathizing nitwit dragged her into a war zone for a hike, and because she didn’t bitch slap him for humping her without any kind of precautions while they were both prisoners. I write now she’s still dumber than a stump for even talking about forgiveness in this case!

Sorry, but I have no sympathy or compassion here.

He dragged her to Afghanistan when she was eight months pregnant. She no doubt knew about his terrorist ex, his “pilgrimage,” and his sympathies, but she followed him into a Haqqani stronghold in a war zone anyway.

And now, she’s making excuses about his “trauma” after he apparently abused her, raped her, and threatened to kill her?

Nope, that penguin won’t fly, and it shouldn’t fly with any woman who has a shred of self-respect, which Coleman apparently lacks. And worse yet, she continued to subject her little innocent children to this terrorist sympathizing monster!

Coleman is the one who needs mental help.

Boyle needs a dank cell and a large, horny cellmate.

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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

16 Comments
  • Scott says:

    ” humped her like a rabid bison”.. Hmmm looking at this assclown, i’m thinking it was more like a rabid squirrel…just saying..

  • Nina says:

    A. your entire post is Spot On.

    B. your phrasing… EPIC

    C. The ones who are suffering the most are the children.

    • Marta Hernandez says:

      A. Thanks!
      B. Love you!!
      C. SO much this! Especially if that idiot takes him back after he spends some quality time in PMITA prison.

  • Athena says:

    Right on Marta! It boggles my mind trying to understand what Westerners “see” in Islame. No, that is not a typo!

    • Adrian says:

      Islame only attracts the weak with low self esteem that find it too hard to make the most of their very fortunate lives in western countries. These westerners are perfect fodder for some good old brainwashing. I wish I could see the look on every Muslims face when they find out Allah isn’t real!

  • GWB says:

    My first thought was his wife, too. But then she came out and defended him.
    I’m guessing it’s another relative – niece, cousin, etc. Hence the hedged defense.

    a shred of self-respect, which Coleman apparently lacks
    She married a man who seems at best a closet muslim. So yeah.

  • Ken says:

    but endangering his pregnant wife

    Do women ever get tired of blaming men for the choices of women? His wife CHOSE to go with him. SHE PUT HERSELF IN DANGER. Stop denying women agency. She’s not a victim of anything except her own stupid choices. She’s just as responsible for the “untold horrors” happening to their children.

    Coleman is the one who needs mental help.

    False. She deserves the same type of dank cell and large, horny cellmate. She’s just as horrible as Boyle.

    • pohjalainen says:

      Hope something else for them. Both might like that “large, horny cellmate”. Total isolation might work better.

  • GT says:

    Beware all weird-beards.

  • Henry says:

    What’s demoralizing is that Canada is apparently taking actual action against this feckwit, which is more than we have come to expect from any US justice system.

  • Adrian says:

    Why do western countries grant citizenship to third world immigrants from war torn countries without a cooling off period? And more importantly, why do western countries bend over backwards to bring their own traitorous citizens back from war zones where they have stated quite clearly where their loyalties lie?

  • ThisIsAname says:

    Jesus fuck you’re a judgemental fucker. You don’t know the person but just assume all accusations are true. you’re about to be surprised and eat some humble pie when the judge’s ruling is made public next month I think.And you can apologize here first.

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