Hogg Considers Running For DNC Vice Chair

Hogg Considers Running For DNC Vice Chair

Hogg Considers Running For DNC Vice Chair

Just when you thought the news of the left imploding upon themselves couldn’t get any better, we hear one name: David Hogg.

Where is Hogg inserting himself these days since he was awarded the coveted piece of paper from indoctrination mill, Harvard? Well, naturally, the smug, Gen Z, anti-gun activist is setting his sites high (snicker) and considering running for the vice chair position of the DNC.

Now, this is pure speculation at this point. David Hogg has not officially thrown his hat in the ring. How is he qualified? Well, of course, he graduated from Harvard. And, he’s such a self-starter with his very own Leaders We Deserve PAC-that will help Americans vote in more “fearless”, young progressives.

Mr. Harvard, you do realize that “fearless” and “progressive” is an oxymoron? For years, progressives have shot down the opposing opinions of others by simply not listening or resorting to name-calling. “Fearless” progressives have been the ones still running around in masks-outside-in open-air. “Fearless” progressives have ignored the violence caused by our open borders and are numb to the impact of crime and drugs on our city streets. It’s easy to be “fearless” and progressive when you are in the Ivy League bubble, surrounded by like-minded jackasses who love you and adults who refuse to grow the hell up and tell you that you are going to be the next “world changer”.

To be fair, it’s the vice chair.

Our guess is the progressive pillow company venture did not pan out. It involved too much “work” for the then Harvard student. Mr. Hogg sold his shares and decided upon a career of grift-err-activism, instead.

While the tragedy and trauma I experienced does shape me, like many other survivors of gun violence, it is not even close to who I am fully and I am looking forward to using this time to grow myself as an organizer, friend, son, and brother.”-David Hogg

I do wonder if Hogg had the hookup to provide student lounges at Harvard with cuddly pillows and blankies the day after the election?

Nothing Chat GPT couldn’t come up with, I am sure. How the hell else do you think this guy got through Harvard?

Yep, the momentum continued with young voters for this election. And this had nothing to do with David Hogg or any of his organizing.

Slightly more than 4 in 10 young voters went for Trump, up from about one-third in 2020.”-The Associated Press

Turns out, more Gen-Z kids are not fans of nazi salutes.

People call us snowflakes. What happens when snowflakes vote? That’s called an avalanche.”-David Hogg

They’re so tough and so powerful. Where was that “avalanche”, David? And, how do you explain this “avalanche”? Perhaps, if you pay him thousands of dollars to come up with a contrived speech at your next progressive event, he will change his metaphor a bit.

People called us garbage, David. What happens when “garbage” votes, Mr. Hogg?

Trashtastic. We’re the “garbage”, according to this smug excuse for a man and his handful of young supporters-some who “couldn’t even” take an exam the day after Election Day.

Better yet, what happens when lots of POWERFUL wind (Democrats, the media and “activists” like Hogg) BLOW that garbage all over the place? People get sick and tired of it. It causes unsanitary conditions and sickness. Wind also causes avalanches and, indeed, the winds have turned, blowing snowflakes off the mountain.

A bully is a bully, and it’s important that you stand up to them.”-David Hogg

Which is exactly what America did.

The DNC will, hopefully pull the self-destruct trigger and grant the smug Zoomer a chair. Hogg will have to work for it, though. (Work? What is THAT?) Honestly, we hope they do bring him in. This could be fun. Us “old-ass-gun-owners-who-do-not-know-how-to-use-a-cell-phone” need a good laugh.

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6 Comments
  • Edward Lunny says:

    So, another limp wrist, pony waist girly “man” in a democrat leadership position. Sure ,that’ll help. I mean, look at he benefited the fascist party so far. Good grief.

  • Dietrich says:

    We are never going to rid of Lil’ Hoggie, are we? Nor will he ever be gainfully, productively employed.

    • GWB says:

      Maybe make him an observer on the next Starship test flight?

      “Dear diary, I don’t know what a RUD is, but they told me to keep a close eye out for one. I wonder if it’s anything like an ‘assault weapon’? I’ll know it when I see it? I’m glad I found that warm spot in here where the wall glows. Because it was getting awfully cold when I could finally get off the floor. And I bumped my head when I tried to stand up! I’m going to have a long talk with OSHA about this when I get back! Wow, that glowing spot is getting awfully warm now…”.

  • draigh says:

    The newest version of Adam Schiff.

  • Joe R. says:

    Hope it’s expensive.

  • GWB says:

    setting his sites high
    Ahem. “Sights”.

    And, he’s such a self-starter with his very own Leaders We Deserve PAC
    What, you don’t count his pillow-biter company?

    Wind also causes avalanches and,
    Heh, you might have stretched that metaphor a little thin. 😉

    Yeah, it would not be a smart idea to bring in the smug a**hole to help “run” the DNC*. But it would definitely help finish them off as a political force, eventually.
    (* He wouldn’t be running anything. He would be a figurehead, like 0bama, or an ugly mermaid on a ship prow.)

    Also, dude, please eat a steak or two. You look like a Somali refugee who has hidden from the sun most of your life.

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