Don’t stand between any shiny object on the sidewalk and Hillary Clinton. And if there’s loose change in the couch, be assured Ms. Avarice will snag it.

The grasping harridan, forever frustrated by having the Oval Office slip out of her hands … twice … soothes her nerves with new ways to grift. The latest is merchandising her testimony at the Epstein hearings.

On the shop page for Clinton’s nonprofit organization, Onward Together, apparel, including hats, sweatshirts, and t-shirts bearing the phrase “Hold me into contempt until the cows come home,” is currently available for purchase.

The slogan references when members of the House Oversight Committee voted this year to recommend holding Bill and Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress as part of the panel’s investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. The Clintons had previously offered to provide sworn written statements rather than appear in person, but committee chairman Rep. James Comer (R-KY) insisted they testify live before the panel.

Hillary’s ego and sense of entitlement is only rivaled by either one of the Obamas and getting her grift on by seeing The Little People buy mugs or shirts with her image on them is just icing on the I-am-a-legend cake.

And make no mistake that the Onward Together 501(c)(4) is a money-shuffling venture that would make a Somali blush.

The 501(c)(4) organization receives anonymous donations, and distributes the majority of that money to a small number of partner organizations, all of which are left-of-center activist groups. In addition to direct financial support, Onward Together also offers fundraising assistance, strategy advice, meetings with key donors, and endorsements.

The list of recipients is a rainbow of far-left organizations and is reminiscent of USAID NGO scandal. Where is that money actually ending up? Because the backdoor deals are pretty eye opening.

Hillary Clinton sold her donor list and campaign software used in the 2016 election to the Democratic National Committee in exchange for more than $2 million in donations to Onward Together. The DNC paid $1.65 million to rent the campaign’s resources, while the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee bought the same material for another $700,000. At the time, the DNC was deeply in debt.

Hillary is special, you know. She wants everyone to know how wonderful she is — A gift to America that we are told to acknowledge as much Michelle Obama reminds everyone how much she is disappointed in us. Some people died in Benghazi? What difference does it make?

I’m only surprised there wasn’t a mug or t-shirt in Hillary’s shop with bin Ladin’s face on it considered how she received $200K “speaking fees” to recount her role in the raid.

@stephenfhayes @freddoso Hilary's role in bin Laden raid so classified only rich people and anybody who hacked her email allowed to hear it

— Maggie Leber (@MaggieL) January 24, 2016

And it just has to be the height of hubris, and lack of irony gene, that Hillary sells merchandise based on her hate for Trump’s White House renovations when she and Bill were caught making off with almost $200,000 of White House furniture, art, china and other gifts that had been donated for the 1993 renovations.

This is who Little Miss Avarice is. Even grandmotherhood hasn’t changed her.

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click