Smug=mediocre-Ivy-League-grad-pasty-white-kid, David Hogg, has a political crush. In fact, he sees her as the future of the Democratic Party. That future? Jasmine Crockett.

I’m not laughing, you are.

We not about dat life. But David Hogg is:

I love her. She is amazing.”-David Hogg

Amazeballs. Yeah. Balls. Something David wishes he actually HAD. But Jasmine Crockett is a leader the Democrats deserve. If he’s speaking of exclusively the Democrats, he’s not wrong. The party of riots, killing babies and mutilating kids. The party of science and education. They be the classy ones.

I think that people want to see somebody who fights and calls out the bulls–t ultimately. I think that’s what Jasmine does.”-David Hogg

“Fights” by asking for other people to fight and “takedown” people she doesn’t’t like. She’s a real fighter, David. Probably as much a “fighter” as you are. Jasmine Crockett talks a tough game being all “ratchet”. It’s all good when you’re in Congress and have security detail. And, just in case you were sleeping over the past 4 years, the American people DO want to see somebody who “fights and calls out the bullsh*t”. He got elected.

I think Jasmine is, frankly, the type of leader that we’re really looking to support in some senses, right? Somebody who is out there that, frankly, doesn’t give a damn what the other side — at least the elected Republicans in Congress say.

They say what they believe in and at least, you know, even if you don’t agree with her, you know what she stands for, because she makes it very clear. And people are really craving that right now.”-David Hogg

Really?

They be talkin’ all nazi, we not about dat life, y’all.”-Jasmine Crockett

Can’t nobody tell you about Donald Trump like Jasmine Crockett can. The stench ain’t gettin’ off of you.

please make her the primary candidate

— NashO (@chris2012N) May 24, 2025

I can see the ticket now: Crockett/Walz 2028. Yes, Democrats! PLEASE make it happen!

She has authenticity, y’all. At least, that’s what Mr. Hogg believes. In all honesty, Ms. Crockett is about “authentic” as her eyelashes and her acrylic nails. If there is any “authenticity” to be seen with regard to Jasmine Crockett, it’s not favorable and illustrated by some of the straight-up stupid things that come out of her mouth. For example:

It’s not a crime to enter our country illegally.”-Jasmine Crockett

The Congresswoman is apparently, authentically not well-versed in Federal Law. Can’t expect someone with a Juris Doctor, as an elected official to understand that. But Jasmine speaks her truth and this is what the Democratic Party needs to give their limp, lifeless party a jump-start. Jasmine Crockett’s authenticity. Gang-banger, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is “a lot less criminal than Trump“, she says. Question: Isn’t Trump “a lot less criminal” than the Bidens? The Clintons? The Obamas? Discuss, Democrats.

Jasmine Crockett says what she means and means what she says, according to David Hogg. So, when she rips on a person in a wheelchair and calls him “Governor Hot Wheels“, believe her. This is the party of equal rights. This is the party of defending those with disabilities.

David Hogg loooooves her, tho! The AMAZING Jasmine Crockett!

well. some of us wondered about his mental capacity… this statement makes Biden look like Leonardo!

— RoseDragon108-STEM (@Rosedragon108_) May 24, 2025

We did. For the longest time. And HE got into Harvard. Note: HE did not step aside for a smarter black person to take HIS spot. But here he goes, David Hogg, championing for the black woman who insists upon talking in ebonics to appeal to her potential (and existing) supporters.

If this is how they want to be remembered. pic.twitter.com/YZJql8Zw2K

— TurtleNumber13 (@Turtlenumber13) May 24, 2025

Anyone care to answer this question?

For now, let’s go with it. Jasmine Crockett. The future of the Democratic Party.

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