Bill and Hillary Clinton just can’t let things go. So on Saturday night, they celebrated the 25th anniversary of Bill’s 1992 presidential victory. You know, living those Glory Days once again.

They held the big par-tay, hosted by the Clinton Foundation, back in Little Rock. They really should move back there permanently, except I’d feel sorry for the good people of Arkansas. However, Arkansas is a lovely state, with plenty of forests for Hillary to disappear in wander. But I digress.

Hillary again showed herself to be the bitter shrew we all know and don’t love. And, once again, she blamed everyone else for her 2016 downfall, starting with Fox News:

“Unfortunately our body politic’s immune system has been impaired because there has been a concerted effort starting with the creation of the Fox network. . .”

And she uproariously insists that Donald Trump is “obsessed” with her.

When I read that I nearly spewed the tea I was drinking over my iPad. Donald Trump has been living rent-free in her head since November, 2016.

She’s delusional, like appearing in that garish eyesore designed by Omar the Tentmaker and thinking it was a good look.

And then she had the gall to say that she will tell her grandchildren about moving on from disappointments in life. Please, spare me the bogus sanctimony.

But the most Hillary-ous (see what I did there?) quote from the night came when Hillary proudly told the crowd of sycophants that Bill never tweeted while he was president.

“He didn’t tweet about it, he went to work about it, and he actually got things done.”

That time I had to just stop drinking my tea, otherwise I’d risk my new iPad. Of course he didn’t tweet. Bill Clinton was president from 1993-2001. Twitter wasn’t around until 2006. I guess Al Gore hadn’t invented  it yet.

However, the toadies in the crowd clapped for that fib like trained seals in the circus.

But what do you expect from a woman for whom lies drip from her mouth like drool drips from a Rottweiler’s? I have a one-word response to Hill’s tweet whopper: Bosnia.

But let’s have a little fun, shall we? If Twitter did exist during Bill’s presidency, you know darn well he’d use it. And I bet he’d use his Twitter account Carlos Danger-style. You know, keep a private Twitter account for a little fun with the girls. And Hillary would be none the wiser, especially since she supposedly didn’t even know how email worked. Supposedly.

So what would Bill Clinton’s handle be?

@FreeWilly? @BentWilly? @FirstBlackPres? @ididnot? @horndawg? Or maybe @StogieBill?

With Bill Clinton, there’s no end to the fun, is there?