MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell recently all but directed presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden to go ahead and announce on his show that Stacey Abrams (a/k/a Grimace) would be his running mate.

I mean, he handed Biden the ball and told him to run with it. But what did Biden do? He punted. Apparently of all the vaginas – of color or not – he may choose for a running mate, Grimace’s isn’t a sure thing.

You can almost feel O’Donnell dancing in his seat with anticipation. The grin on his face and the excitement of the thrill he probably felt tingling up his leg were palpable.

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Grimace can also be seen grinning her gap-toothed grin, prepared to “graciously” accept Biden’s offer. And when she realizes that Joe Biden did not invite her to the program to publicly announce that her vagina of color will be joining him on the campaign trail, but rather to use her… uh… political savvy (read: ability to play the victim/race/woman card) to help him secure the nomination – through vast amounts of voter fraud, I’m sure – her face physically falls, and the disappointment oozes through the screen like so much ectoplasm.

“Well, because Stacey Abrams has done more to deal with the fair vote and making sure there is a fair vote than anybody and she has a great, great capacity to explain things and the layout, exactly why it’s gonna be so critically important in this election,” Biden explained. “This president’s already said when they put in the stimulus package the Congress first passed money to provide for mail-in ballots, he already said I’m not for that if we do that, no Republican will ever win or something to that effect.”

“He’s made it clear, this is a guy who said he wants to defund the post office from being able to deliver ballots, I mean. So Stacey knows what she’s doing and she’s an incredibly capable person.”

The smirk becomes a scowl, as Grimace realizes that despite her active pandering and campaigning for the job, she’s just not quite there yet. Maybe if she allows Biden to sniff her hair…

See, Grimace has been actively campaigning for the job of Biden’s running mate for months now. “I would be willing to serve,” she “tactfully” says when asked whether she would accept the offer.

Would be willing to????

Good lord! Grimace has all but genuflected in front of Biden’s shriveled trouser snake to get him to notice her, and has been wagging her well-worn, non-white vagoo in his face for months!

Because nothing screams, “DIVERSITY” like choosing a failed gubernatorial candidate who refuses to acknowledge her loss, who has been running around the nation pretending she’s the real Governor of Georgia but the white man is keeping her down, who has exactly squat for foreign policy experience, and whose claim to fame – aside from her failure to win a statewide election despite loads of out-of-state money – is writing bad romance novels, to run No.2 to a senile, old, white dude.

And Grimace isn’t above trying to use her race as a tool to shame Biden into selecting her as his running mate.

“It’s not about attention for being the running mate. It is about making sure that my qualifications aren’t in question, because they’re not just speaking to me. They’re speaking to young black women, young women of color, young people of color, who wonder if they too can be seen,” Abrams said in an interview with CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Translation: your failure to choose me will show you as a racist to people of color!

Well, isn’t that nice!

In her quest to show herself not as much of a failure as we all know she is, Grimace has laid out her foreign policy vision in Foreign Affairs magazine this month, rife with socialist platitudes that are nearly as worn out as her “I’m the true Governor of Georgia” schtick.

It’s an old, sad strategy focusing on denigrating the current administration’s foreign policy, while offering nothing substantive of her own.

“Our country has faced national and international crises before, but never with a president as oblivious to the danger at hand.”

When Trump tried to shut down travel from China, some members of Congress worried that the ban could “stoke racial tensions.”

When he created a panel of experts – both business and medical – for a comprehensive approach to dealing with the outbreak, he was criticized for allowing the My Pillow guy to mention God during a press conference.

CNN condemned Trump’s government committee to deal with the COVID crisis for its lack of diversity and was roundly ridiculed by anyone with half a brain for focusing on color, rather than substance.

But hey, it’s all the ORANGEMAN’s fault.

American foreign policy succeeds best when it is grounded in a commitment to lead in the protection of the common good.

Translation: I’m a good little socialist.

Grimace goes on to use other little words and phrases, such as “authoritarianism,” “racism,” “xenophobia,” and “populism,” but fails to offer any kind of solutions other than advising that we should use US resources to reform the World Health Organization.

This is not foreign policy chops. This is a sad attempt to Google some foreign policy issues and condemn the United States for causing them.

And yet, despite marked failures at doing anything but blaming others for failing to win the election for Georgia’s governorship, screaming about racism at every turn, and offering no viable solutions to the issues she Googled in an attempt to show that yes, she really knows foreign policy, Grimace ultimately offers Biden nothing but her vagina of color!

Maybe Biden – even in the fog of his probable diminished capacity – understands that naming Grimace as his running mate will not help him defeat Donald Trump.

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