Barbra Streisand Writes Song For Donald Trump

Barbra Streisand Writes Song For Donald Trump

Barbra Streisand Writes Song For Donald Trump

The world is a cruel and violent place. Death, destruction and devious Democrats are everywhere. So, let’s have some fun, shall we? Let’s poke fun at Barbra Steisand and her Trump Derangement Syndrome. This won’t take long. Miss Streisand’s opinions on anyone to the right of Elizabeth Warren run the gamut of emotions from A to B (with apologies to Dorothy Parker).

Streisand becomes unhinged anytime a Republican gets elected to anything. To mark the 100th anniversary of the birth of President Ronald Reagan, Barbra took to her blog in 2011 to record his many sins. I am 117% positive the woman did not write it herself. In April 2001, Miss Streisand wrote a letter to Democrats in Washington, D.C. regarding the “destructive Bush Administration”. I am 98.3% sure she didn’t write this herself. Here is a sample from the UK Guardian report at the time:

The letter crystallises the feelings of many Democrat backers from the entertainment world who are puzzled that President Bush appears to have encountered so little opposition to his aggressively rightwing agenda.

The letter to senior Democrats is entitled “Nice Guys Finish Last or Where Do We Go From Here: A Case for the Democrats.” It chides the Democrats for not doing enough to attack Mr Bush and his policies.

“What has happened to the Democrats since the November election? Some of you seem paralysed, demoralised and depressed,” writes the 58-year-old Oscar-winning singer, actor and director, who has been one of the Democrats’ key fundraisers in Hollywood.

We should take odds on who has the bigger ego: President Donald J. Trump or Song Diva Barbra Streisand. My guess is they both have bigly huge egos. Photo credit: The Long Room

Of course, the election of President Donald J. Trump was far too much to take for a woman of Miss Streisand’s education, temperament, taste and erudition. Bwa ha ha. I just snorted laughing at how funny I am. Seriously folks, the woman wrote a song about the Trump Presidency called “Don’t Lie To Me”. Taylor Swift is gonna be totally jelly over Barbra’s wordsmithing in this song. Here in this video, Miss Streisand humbly and in the most understated fashion gives us the 411 on her epic poem set to music. Enjoy:

Look, I am just gonna be honest here. I am not a fan of Babs Streisand. I think she doesn’t sing a song. She kneels on the throat of a song until she chokes the life out of it. The women I knew in New York and Connecticut, bless their hearts, poured out tons of greenback dollars to go to every single one of her retirement tours. They thought I had no taste, which is most likely true. I also think that she is a hypocrite who abuses the help. One hears stories.

It’s kind of sad that she wrote a song about Donald Trump called “Don’t Lie To Me”. Streisand is flanked in the video by her two Yes Men. On the left is her husband James Brolin. On the right is her son Jason Gould. She claims to not like lies but no one in her life has told her the truth in forty years.

So, I will.

Barbra, dear, you oversing every song and your voice is past its prime. One more itty bitty thing: You are kind of starting to look like the “cat lady” Jocelyn Wildenstein. Would I lie to you?

Barbra Streisand Feature photo: Variety.com

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6 Comments
  • GWB says:

    How many old cans of soup does it take to produce the botulism required to keep that face that smooth?

    aggressively rightwing agenda
    Well, it’s understandable, that if you thought Bush Jr was “aggressively right wing”, then you have nowhere to go with Trump but “HITLER!!!1!!!”

    both have bigly huge yuuge egos
    FIFY, Toni

    I think she doesn’t sing a song. She kneels on the throat of a song until she chokes the life out of it.
    I had to perform a grade-school thing to one of her very over-played songs, and have hated her singing ever since.
    Her idiotic politics have just made it worse.

  • willie says:

    she’s looks like Caitlyn Jenner

  • J. S. Bridges says:

    It’s pretty sad, really – in point of fact, her singing-voice went “past its prime” roughly 30-plus years ago…and it simply slid steeply down-scale since then…

    She used to at least be able to act – kinda, sorta, sometimes, given a lotta “support” in post-production and sound-tracking revisions – but…now she doesn’t even do THAT, and hasn’t for a very long time as well…so – she’s got nuthin’ –

    She’s just another HollyWoodenhead, clinging desperately, agonizingly to the last raggedy shreds of a once-marginally-“accomplished career” – being misinformed daily by her gradually-dwindling surrounding of acolytes that she (somehow) “still MATTERS” (as if she ever really did, beyond a couple of movies and a song or two), and “still Has It” – some three decades (or more) after “It” ran off and hid its face from her in near-terror…

    Go away, Barby-doll – it was all over for you a very sickeningly-long time ago, and it ain’t comin’ back – ever.

    Oh, and the face-lifts ain’t workin’, either – keep pulling it up and back any longer, and you’ll have to start holding your head sideways with yer chin on your chest in order to see past that huge schnoz of yours.

  • Boof says:

    She’s still alive? Go figure.

  • nuthinmuffin says:

    Streisand doesn’t really write her songs, she “collaborates” to get her name on the composers list. she’s just a singer, so if she wrote it, it’s a dud…example
    “Hamlisch and the Bergmans won the Academy Award for Best Original Song at the 46th Academy Awards, beating out four other nominees; the former musician also won the award for Best Original Score for his credited work on “The Way We Were”

  • Don Holland says:

    She just announced (for the 9th time) that she’s moving to Canada when the commies lose this election. If she ever told the truth, she would be 1/1024 th Aleut by now.

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