This morning, while savoring some Greek yogurt and my usual English Breakfast tea, I saw a story on my iPad. And I thought to myself:

What fresh hell is this?

Believe it or not, friends, this is a nine-year-old boy. His real name is Nemis, but he also goes by the drag name “Lactatia.”

Yes, you read correctly, a boy has a drag name. Not only that, but this child also is a superstar in the drag world. He even models for the House of Mann, an LGBT fashion house.

And he also attended the 2018 RuPaul DragCon this month, wearing this getup and holding this charming balloon. A child’s balloon, mind you, with these words:

9 year old drag superstar Lactatia at @RuPaulsDragCon with a message for her haters!!

wearing her infamous sequin onesie from @TheHouseofMann!! pic.twitter.com/iaKmsI0jSc

— Brandon Hilton (@BRANDONHILTON) May 15, 2018

Here’s a short video celebrating Nemis, the “Art Child.” Now let me advise you here — if you typically take blood pressure medication, you might want to make sure you’ve taken yours.

Of course Nemis is also promoted at all sorts of fashion and LGBT websites. For example, Teen Vogue presented readers with a slideshow, and advised them to “Bow Down to Queen Lactatia.” Yes, “Teen” Vogue — a publication aimed at adolescent children. This isn’t your mother’s Seventeen magazine, is it?

Naturally this little boy gets lots of props from the gay community as well. Pink, the British LGBT website, just squeed over Lactatia’s flip comments to his critics:

“If you wanna be a drag queen and your friends don’t like you, you need new friends.”

And this one:

“If you wanna be a drag queen and your parents don’t let you, you need new parents.”

He seems like a nice respectful boy, doesn’t he?

And of course, Nemis’s mother is all about turning her little boy into a drag star. This multi-tattooed mom enables him, and then waves off critics who say she is sexualizing her son:

“These people, the ones who hate on it so fiercely, do not understand drag, drag couture, drag performance. There’s no point in even trying to explain it to them either, because they can’t, won’t and don’t want to understand it.”

Lady, you can justify this crap all you want, but it’s sick.

Ah, but is this legal child abuse? Should this mother be reported to Child Protective Services? Or perhaps the House of Mann for promoting him?

Well, because Nemis and his excuse for a mother live in Montreal, she can’t be reported to CPS, unfortunately. However, the House of Mann and its owner, Brandon Hilton, are based in North Carolina. So would laws apply to them?

Well, you’d think so. Hilton and Nemis’s mother are certainly not encouraging a mentally healthy lifestyle for a nine-year-old boy. This isn’t guiding a child in his quest to ‘be himself,’ it’s encouraging an agenda.

But, trust me, it won’t happen, even here in the States. The LGBT children’s agenda is seeping into our laws here, too, most recently in Hawaii. There the governor just signed into law a bill prohibiting conversion therapy for minors, joining DC and 11 other states in allowing children to choose their gender. It’s not a stretch to think that encouraging a little boy to dress in drag would be perfectly fine with them.

Ever feel this way?

Yes, there are times when I feel like Professor Farnsworth, and I’m pretty sure you do too.