John Kerry is at it again! This time it doesn’t involve soccer, bicycles, windsurfing, or skiing.

Nope. None of that you guys. Its those mad mad negotiating skilz of his! I kid you not. Lets take a look at the evidence shall we?

Iran and Yemen:

It seems that Kerry and Obama have know for quite some time that Iran is funding the Houthis.

https://youtu.be/TJoQ3Y9QFSw

The above interview took place AFTER Obama’s victory dance around the White House regarding the signing/passing of the craptastic #IranDeal. In other words, Kerry gave Iran a pass on the funding the Houthis. Which has then emboldened them to fire upon US ships THREE times in the last 10 days. Kerry’s response? Lets have a cease fire pretty please.

Evidently, according to Iran, a cease fire means sending two of its warships to the coast of Iran.

According to the Iranian Tasnim news site, which has links to the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps, the frigate Alvand and logistics ship Bushehr are heading to the Yemeni coast “to protect the country’s trade vessels against piracy.” But the site also notes that “the presence of the Iranian fleet in the Gulf of Aden coincides with the US decision to directly get involved in a Saudi-led war against Yemen.”

Weird kind of cease fire if you ask me. Oh but that’s not the only set of negotiations that Kerry is so very very good bad at.

Russia and Syria:

First Kerry calls for war crimes investigations of Russia’s role in Syria and in our election process. Then he jaunts off to Switzerland for meetings with Russia’s Foreign Minister Sergie Lavrov. Supposedly he was to help negotiate an end to the Aleppo bombings by Russia and get aid for many of the war torn towns and cities. How did he do? You tell me.

After five hours in Switzerland negotiations broke up with no agreement on an end to the bombing of Aleppo or on aid for Syria’s besieged towns. But all the diplomats agreed to continue talking.

Ok great! So what are they talking about? Who knows about the rest, as for John Kerry he’s talking about …

Togas:

Yes, Togas. Don’t you know, togas are vitally important for negotiations with foreign countries?? Wait WHUT?

Spotlighting US ties to Italy, @JohnKerry says "visit any college campus on Friday night and you’ll see a toga party." pic.twitter.com/Sl9NXDOZW1

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 18, 2016

For realz guys. He really went there.

.@JohnKerry jokes about the Italian tradition of “toga parties” at D.C. colleges https://t.co/gkCawbJuPJ

— POLITICO (@politico) October 18, 2016

The absurdity that is Secretary of State John “Lurch” Kerry was on full display today.

These are the people making fun of Trump? https://t.co/VA1BfifHZ0

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 18, 2016

Exactly. Meanwhile there’s a teeny tiny little problem with Kerry’s toga reference.

Fact check: ok, dad, whatever https://t.co/AD3V3RFT0r

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 18, 2016

That’s right. The toga parties of yore (or maybe frats still host some – who knows?) were in reference to Greek life on campus. Greek, Greece…Italy…same thing I guess in Kerry brain. I mean yea, the Romans did wear togas, but as far as I know, there’s not a Roman reference to a fraternity that I can find, can you?

Ladies and gentlemen. We are and have been in the very best of hands with this dude and his mad negotiation skilz. There are only 94 days left in this Administration. I’d sure hate to see what Kerry comes up with next. Whatever it is, it needs to top the sing-a-long in Paris,

toga parties Animal House style,

And making sure the media shuts their traps about terrorism.

Kerry: 'Media Would Do Us All a Service If They Didn’t Cover' Terrorism as Much https://t.co/aFhMCtyOQX

— CNSNews.com (@cnsnews) August 29, 2016

amazing

— Matt C Bearden (@BeardenArtist) August 30, 2016

Oh I know!! Kerry should WEAR a toga to the State Dinner tonight! Maybe his partying prowess will eclipse his horrendous negotiating skilz. Its possible. Anything’s possible with this Administration. Anything, including togas.