Once upon a time, Elliot Page was Ellen Page. Elliot decided SHE wanted to be a lesbian. That decision did not get her that much attention, so she took the next steps. SHE wanted to be a HE.

There, that fixed it. Elliot Page underwent “life-saving” top surgery and said goodbye to Ellen’s boobs. Elliot was then, finally the person, “he” was supposed to be.

Of course, with all of this, it is no wonder Elliot Page hates the subject of biology, especially when the glaring truth of biology rears its ugly head. Biology classes are weaponized “against queer and trans people”. Why? Because they don’t teach about queer animals.

This is not The Onion or The Babylon Bee. This is an actor (actress?) that has graced the cover of Time magazine.

The natural world and what we learn in biology class in terms of it seemingly being this cis hetero-patriarchal… system… however we’d say that is, I feel, is used against queer and trans people in terms of us being made to seem maladaptive, like there’s something wrong with us or we’re some modern thing, which we of course know is untrue.”-Elliot Page

Dude-Girl (whatever)-there is something wrong with you.

It's sad there are some people that will listen to a mentally ill self mutilated extreme far left Hollywood actor for advice on education.

— WuhanWeather (@Wuhan_Weather) August 4, 2026

Human beings are the only species that are ridiculous enough to seem to have a huge problem with trans folks.”-Elliot Page

After all, animals can be trans, too. (Ever neuter a female cat?) Lying biologists and their cis hetero-patriarcal bullshish…

Page, who plays a male role in “The Odyssey”, also spent time talking about (her) role and the Trojan horse deception:

In this situation, my character does not know that these men are on this horse.And so in the confrontation with Odysseus in Hades, in that scene, he’s confronting him with, like, ‘How could you lie to me? I sacrificed myself for you and for this. How could you lie to me?’ And all these people behind me are the people that have died for you and your mission.”-Elliot Page

Oh, the irony is not lost on us! Let’s talk about the people who have died at the hands of those who denied their God-given biology for a time. How many innocents shot? Let’s talk further about their own lives that they ruined by mutilating themselves beyond normal bodily function. Take it from an Oxford study from 2025:

A groundbreaking study published in the «Oxford Journal of Sexual Medicine» challenges long-standing narratives surrounding gender transition surgery, revealing a stark reality: rather than alleviating mental health struggles, the procedure is linked to increased rates of depression, anxiety, substance abuse, and suicidal ideation. The findings add to a growing body of research that questions the effectiveness and safety of so-called gender-affirming procedures.

Yay, “Mr.” Page. Yay, Science. Moving right along here.

Page admitted once that the pandemic made “him” into “his” most-authentic selfie. COVID gave Page the time to “wrangle” with “his” sexuality, much like most kids who were isolated from school and traditional, cis hetero-patriarchal, white, manly-man BIOLOGY class during that horrific time. Ellen was “trusting the science” by staying wormed up in her little hidey-hole during COVID, trusting the science and contemplating a universe without mammary glands and an upcoming phalloplasty surgery. If I only had a penis…

But yet when covid was around it was saying trust the science but when it comes to gender or biology oh no the science is wrong…. which one is it? You can't have it both ways here

— Impulse2988 (@Impulse2988) August 4, 2026

Stunning and brave. A “warrior”, even.

Going against nature is never a good look or outcome. pic.twitter.com/MQyNLJ0i2T

— American (@Guy_JustaGuy3) July 7, 2026

Except to Page and the delusional class of liberal women who buy into this junk (herself included), this is “freeing”. This is “attractive”. This is “most-authentic”. Screw the lies dictated (AHEM-no pun intended) by pesky cis-hetero-patriarchal biology.

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