It seems as though having a trans kid in Hollywood has replaced the status symbol of a Bentley or a Birkin bag.

Celebs can browse the shops on Rodeo Drive, but nothing, and I mean nothing, comes close to the attention they will draw from publicly proclaiming they have a child who has decided to come out as trans.

There is a long list of Hollywood celebs who have embraced the Tinsel Town Trans movement. Some on this list have children over the age of 18. Some, on this list have children who have barely out of high school.

Take Jennifer Lopez, for starters. J-Lo’s biological daughter, Emme Muñiz, is a twin, who has a brother named Max (a biological boy). We have seen the “transition” of Emme before our very eyes over the years and recently, Emme has come out as “Oskar”.

Lopez has been celebrating her non-binary accessory-ahem-child since before SHE turned 18. In 2022, she used they/them pronouns during a surprise duet at the Los Angeles Dodgers Foundation Blue Diamond Gala.

There’s midriff-baring J-Lo in a blue, angelic dress and her daughter, donned in what looks to be a frumpy, magenta flour sack.

Now, I have my theories about this. How does one, like Jennifer Lopez, a woman who was once rumored to have insured her a$$, make sure her daughter never upstages her own looks? Convince her that she may as well be a man. How does one, like J-Lo, who, once-upon-a-time dated the mysognistic peodophile prick, Sean “Puffy” Combs, P-Diddy, Diddy and was completely aware, if not present at his “Freak-Offs”, paint herself as a compassionate, “loving”, motherly figure by Hollywood standards? It is no wonder ex-husband, Marc Anthony wanted nothing to do with a graduation party.

But you know who did show up to “Oskar”‘s graduation? Former flame, Ben Affleck and his 15-year old “son” (aka biological girl). What a coincidence that these stunning and brave Hollywood weirdos who once tumbled around in the hay and made a terrible movie together are raising trans kids!

The number of Trans kids among Hollywood actors is proof perfect that it’s not authentic. It’s a fad with truly ruinous, permanent consequences. Next year, there’s going to be a trend involving having only one leg. All the cool Hollywood kids are having the surgery… https://t.co/UpDT3pubQq

— IngaSwan (@LakdarSpeaks) June 2, 2026

Hollywood former A-listers who are slowly easing into the sunset for brighter, shining stars are even choosing to adopt kids and then trans them.

My daughter’s story is really her story, and one day, if she chooses, she’ll tell her story.

I feel like as her mother, for me, it was important to let the world know that I would appreciate it if they would use the right pronouns for her.”-Charlize Theron

Before Charlize got a hold of “her”, HE was a little BOY. Now, they’re living their best lives ever as a family, going to Disneyland and wearing trans Mickey Mouse ears and to Taylor Swift concerts.

Yeah, I hope HE tells HIS story one day. About how a rich, white, effed-up, Hollywood actress plucked him from poverty in South Africa and seemingly convinced HIM that HE was a girl when HE was THREE YEARS OLD.

🚨 Hollywood keeps telling us “love is love” while quietly rewriting the rules for kids. Charlize Theron adopts a son… then dresses him like a daughter.

Let’s be clear: adoption is supposed to give a child stability, not turn them into a social experiment. These kids don’t have…

— ViralMind (@ViralMindLive) August 25, 2025

It’s not completely out of bounds to pin a lot of this on the debauched rules of the game in a left-leaning bubble. Rife with stories of casting couches, toxic sets, and open secrets about king-making predators in the C-suite, the celebrity entertainment machine holds onto a blurry status quo.”-Lauren Bair, DailyWire

Jennifer Flavin, Sylvester Stallone’s wife has a theory:

Growing up in a Hollywood home, there’s really no structure … you’ve got private planes, you’ve got all these giant homes with chefs and secretaries and assistants and housekeepers or nannies, and there’s just too much of everything.”-Jennifer Flavin

Yeah. Send them off to watch woke Sesame Street and pray as you go to your next reading because you cannot be bothered. Maybe your children will “decide” they are trans, too. Pray to your god, Baphomet. Burn some sage, do some chants.

Everything except structure, which is what all kids need. Everything except boundaries, which these self-absorbed parents find it seemingly difficult to draw, either due to lack of energy because they have spent so much time on themselves or out of guilt because they have spent so much time on themselves. Hours upon hours at the gym, recoveries from plastic surgeries and Ozempic shots, or meetings with stylists for the next red carpet event. Then, if you’re single, part of your life is taken up by dating whomever is in the incestuous Hollywood pool, and all of the parties and appearances with your arm candy. All of this superficial frivolity, energy-sucking, mindless vanity leaves NO emotional capacity to raise a kid. Until one of them comes out as trans. Then, you will give them the attention they deserve and have been longing for and will proudly display him or her on your arm, and their pronouns, at the next gala.

Just make sure YOU always look better than them.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that all these Hollywood kids are trans. It’s not because they were born in the wrong bodies. The darkness inside of them, the pain, is not being addressed, it’s being covered up. There’s something about them that’s lost.”-Pamela Garfield-Jaeger

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Is it too soon to call for a total Hollywood exorcism?

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