Ilhan Omar The Thief was busy ranting about Kristi Noem and ICE at a Town Hall last night when, much to her surprise, she was squirted with a brown, foul-smelling liquid by a crazy loon in the front row.

Minneapolis police said in a statement that officers ‘observed a man use a syringe to spray an unknown liquid’ onto Omar, adding that the man was then arrested by officers and booked in Hennepin County Jail for 3rd degree assault.”-Raquel Coronell Uribe, NBC News

Attendees said the man appeared to be under the influence of some substance or another. As far as the brown liquid? Stinkhorn fungi? Hydrogen Sulfide? Cheap “wine” from the phantom “winery“? Fart spray? I shudder to think what else it was. Who knows? Local leaders urged Omar to go get checked out but she refused. You know what WE smell? Jussie? Jussie Smollet? Where you at?

After all, while the scrutiny is on ICE in Minneapolis and other American cities, the heat is also being turned up a notch on Ilhan’s illicit dealings. Things that make you go, “hmmmmm…”:

In her latest financial disclosure, filed in May 2025 and covering 2024, Omar valued husband Tim Mynett’s venture capital management firm, Rose Lake Capital LLC, at $5 million to $25 million, and his winery, eStCru LLC, at between $1 million and $5 million—far greater than the $1 to $1,000 and $15,000 to $50,000 she valued those businesses the previous year.

The upper range of those valuations is what’s led to reports she’s worth tens of millions of dollars, even though the rest of her disclosure and the value of her federal government pension reveals a net worth between about -$40,000 and $115,000.”-Zach Iverson, Forbes

Where was the Hazmat team removing Omar and attendees from the room? Again, no hospital run for Omar. She didn’t even wash her freaking face. But she DID take to Twitter.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) January 28, 2026

Of course, you’re okay, you treasonous fraud.

Look you have something in common with ICE…

"agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. "

— Turn the Paige (@CopB0X) January 28, 2026

What was hard to see in the above video was Ilhan Omar actually chasing the guy down after she got squirted. Despite the call to end the Town Hall, Omar wanted to continue, the “fighter” that she is:

We will continue. These f–king a–holes are not going to get away with this.”-Ilhan Omar

There she is, Little Miss Potty Mouth. Speaking of potty mouths, Jasmine Crockett came to the rescue:

I am disgusted and outraged by the attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar tonight while she was doing her job and meeting with constituents.

Let’s be clear: nonstop hate and dangerous rhetoric from Trump and his allies has fueled this type of violence.

I stand with Rep. Omar. I stand with…

— Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@RepJasmine) January 28, 2026

Some are saying this attack is as fake as Jasmine’s wigs and eyelashes. Admittedly, it looks like one of those staged fights on The Jerry Springer Show back in the day. And,interestingly enough, the police were RIGHT THERE, ready to swoop in on this guy with the syringe full of brown, foul-smelling liquid-whatever it was. No one is around to arrest the “peaceful protestors”, on the Minneapolis streets though. The whole thing is curious.

The attacker is identified as Anthony Kazmierczak, 55, and is being charged with 3rd degree assault.

STAGED!!! https://t.co/uh89EHoVpD

— Jammles (@jammles9) January 28, 2026

Mind you, as much as I believe Ilhan Omar deserves a fate in prison or deported or both, if it turns out that this guy is legit and not an actor, he should suffer the consequences according to the law.

Again, and I repeat, I am not condoning this behavior but it does not hurt to point out that nurses just days ago suggested putting X-Lax in drinks and using paralytics to stop ICE. Two wrongs don’t make a right here.

I am, however, skeptical, like most. The attack here seems all too timely and convenient of a distraction. If Ilhan Omar can pull off earning millions in “wine sales”, she could certainly pay off a wacko to run at her with a syringe full of Eau de Somali Fraud. For now-some guy sprayed something.

Feature Photo Credit: Original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click