Bless her little pea pickin’ heart. Ambassador Nikki Haley appeared with Brett Baier to let us know that she is on standby to save Trump from an “overly masculine” campaign. Brett Baier? Really? Jake Tapper wasn’t available. Baier sneers when he has to say Donald Trump’s name. Mrs. Haley did her usual “damn with faint praise” act when talking about anyone but herself. The sophist and philosopher Favorinus noted that faint and half-hearted praise was more harmful than loud and persistent abuse.

This has always been her act. Way back in May of this year, she did not endorse Donald Trump, she tepidly said she would vote for him. The nimratas out there who think Trump is a narcissist need to look more closely at Nikki. Trump seems to be out there campaigning without the benefit of Haley’s wise counsel. She knows how to run a winning campaign right? Wowzers.

Haley begins right enough critiquing Kamala’s constant harping on the January 6 Fedsurrection. A shit ton has happened since that awful day. Kamala was the last one in the room for the deadly Afghanistan Withdrawal decision, and she cast the deciding vote for the disastrous Inflation Reduction Act. Those acts affected a lot more people than J6. Nikki is right about the four years when Trump was out of office. And, then she damns Trump with faint praise:

Nikki Haley: 'Choice is clear – you don't have to agree with Trump all the time' but he's hella better than Harris. pic.twitter.com/Cl9ufGjd3J

— USA Features Media (@UsaFeatures) October 30, 2024

On a side note, wealthy politicians shouldn’t advertise than your children can’t afford groceries or rent. It’s bad form. What really frosted me was the whole “overly masculine” spiel. From CNN:

Oy vey. From the Huffington Post:

Nikki Haley said the inclusion of a comedian that delivered a racist set at Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally was not helping the former president’s campaign, adding Puerto Ricans were right to be offended by the jokes he made at their expense.

Haley spoke to Fox News host Bret Baier on Tuesday as the Trump campaign scrambled to contain the fallout after comedian Tony Hinchcliffe joked that Puerto Rico was an “island of garbage.” The set — which also featured racist tropes about Black people, Jews and Latinos as a whole — has prompted concern among Republicans in a presidential campaign that is effectively tied in many of the swing states likely to determine the election.

“This is not a time to have anyone criticize Puerto Rico or Latinos,” Haley said Tuesday.

I love this lady who calls out the rank hypocrisy of the Left:

This lady is Spot on about the hypocrisy of the left. They call Trump racist for what a comedian said, but they not calling out George Lopez for his racist joke.: “He called his own people thieves… Scamala ain’t gonna say anything about that… Y’all could say everything and… pic.twitter.com/i1XcDi5aJB

— ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể (@TheThe1776) October 29, 2024

For what it’s worth, Puerto Rico DOES have a garbage problem. The corrupt PR politicians and the Progressives in D.C. have done nothing to help:

Liberals have FAILED Puerto Rico for DECADES on the garbage disposal issue and a COMEDIAN points it out and you guy turn it into something racial?

You guys are truly desperate this is all you have. Race baiting out of context bullshit.

I think most Puerto Ricans see through… pic.twitter.com/HIVHe7g2oK

— Jesse Sweeney (@JesseASweeney) October 28, 2024

Finally, Nikki is put out about the bromance. Spare me, Lord. Again from the HuffPo:

“This is not a time for them to get overly masculine with this bromance things that they have got going. 53 percent of the electorate are women. Women will vote. They care about how they are being talked to and they care about the issues.”

“They need to remember that.”

Well maybe if women weren’t whiny incompetents, real men and real masculinity wouldn’t offend them. Men and women are different. Thank God. If Nikki looks at that stage and sees an “overly masculine” campaign, that’s on her. I see Tulsi Gabbard, Laura Lea Trump, Nicole Malliotakis, Alina Habba and Melania Trump. Definitely non-whiny women. If Trump hasn’t called Haley since June, it because she is not needed. CNN and MSNBC damn with faint praise.

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