11 Reasons why Hillary Clinton Absolutely Should run for President

11 Reasons why Hillary Clinton Absolutely Should run for President

11 Reasons why Hillary Clinton Absolutely Should run for President

She’s like a flaming case of the herp – the gift that keeps on giving, no matter how hard you try to get rid of it. Hillary Clinton is considering running for President again. “I’d like to be President,” she said in a Q & A session last October, quickly listing off her “qualifications” for the office – talking points she’s recycled so many times, they feel like so much used toilet paper.

Yeah, I bet you would.

The statement evoked a collective groan from Democrats, who are over the C-Hag and want to move on from her humiliating defeat in 2016, but her advisers apparently won’t quit, and Queen Pantsuit herself – emboldened by the arrest of Roger Stone the other day – won’t “close the door” to that idea.

Personally, I think another Hillary Clinton run is a great idea! After all, who doesn’t love a $12,000 Armani housecoat that looks like a worked over vacuum bag?

Seriously, though, folks. Can you think of a better candidate for the Democratic party than Hillary Clinton? I can’t.

And here’s why Hillary Clinton should run for the White House again in 2020.

1 – She wants it. Badly. She deserves it. She has a whole lot of experience – just ask her!

2 – She relates well to minorities. After all, her husband was the “first black President,” and she has a lot in common with your abuela.

3 – She knows how to handle money. She was in full control of DNC funds, giving the national committee loans in return for screwing over Bernie Sanders’ Presidential ambitions in 2016. She’s smart, right?

Officials from Hillary’s campaign had taken a look at the DNC’s books. Obama left the party $24 million in debt—$15 million in bank debt and more than $8 million owed to vendors after the 2012 campaign—and had been paying that off very slowly. Obama’s campaign was not scheduled to pay it off until 2016. Hillary for America (the campaign) and the Hillary Victory Fund (its joint fundraising vehicle with the DNC) had taken care of 80 percent of the remaining debt in 2016, about $10 million, and had placed the party on an allowance.

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Individuals who had maxed out their $2,700 contribution limit to the campaign could write an additional check for $353,400 to the Hillary Victory Fund—that figure represented $10,000 to each of the 32 states’ parties who were part of the Victory Fund agreement—$320,000—and $33,400 to the DNC. The money would be deposited in the states first, and transferred to the DNC shortly after that. Money in the battleground states usually stayed in that state, but all the other states funneled that money directly to the DNC, which quickly transferred the money to Brooklyn.

4 – Hillary lost the Democratic party nomination to Barack Obama in 2008 and the White House to Donald Trump in 2016. Who doesn’t love an underdog?

5 – Hillary won the popular vote, and by the time 2020 rolls around, the Democrats will have abolished the outdated and unfair Electoral College.

6 – She takes personal responsibility for her misdeeds, and never obfuscates.

7 – She’s in touch with the common man.

“A limited number of wristbands for entry will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis with purchase of the featured title at Barnes & Noble Union Square. Hillary Rodham Clinton will sign copies of her new release, What Happened and the 2017 illustrated children’s edition of It Takes a Village, no exceptions or personalizing. She will sign up to two books per customer, one of which must be What Happened. No other books or memorabilia please. Posed photos or selfies will not be taking place . . . Book purchase and wristbands are both required to meet the author, no exceptions. Customers without wristbands will not be allowed to participate in any capacity.”

8 – A rematch of 2016 would be popcorn-worthy.

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9 – Because the #metoo movement would love to support their fellow woman who stood by her man after multiple allegations of cheating, claimed the victims of his sexual assault were part of a vast rightwing conspiracy, and thought it was perfectly OK for her husband to stick his bacon bazooka into the mouth of a 22-year-old White House intern. She’s a champion of women, if you didn’t know.

10 -Third time’s the charm.

11 – And finally, CANKLES MCPANTSUIT 2020 has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?

 

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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

3 Comments
  • Wfjag says:

    12. It will give a boost to Kamala Harris. Even among Democrats there are plenty of people so tired of Hil-liar-y (and Fauxcahontas Warren) that they’d support Harris so they could tell Clinton (and Warren) “You will never be the First Woman President, so Go Away, we’re no longer using the word ‘Please’.”

  • Dietrich says:

    And the one reason she should not run
    1 – There are enough stupid voters, legal and illegal, and the DNC is corrupt enough that she could win.

  • Dagny says:

    I think Hillary would be an ideal candidate. Between her and Schulz, they can split the Dems to hell and back, and make a GOP win a certainty. And then there’s the interesting possibility that the Democrat party will implode among all the wannabees. And who knows what wonders Trump will bring to pass before then? The Dems underestimate his intelligence. Go Mr. President! MAGA!

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