They just can’t help it, can they?

A royal wedding happened in London today, when Prince Harry married his American actress love Meghan Markle. British pomp and pageantry were on full display.

And so was the continued contempt for President Trump among the Chattering Classes.

The BBC just had to compare the size of Trump’s inaugural crowd with the size of the crowds cheering on the wedding.

just saying ¯_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/1zoOGFKeU3

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) May 19, 2018

And then Trump-hating Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling had to get her two cents in, too:

Love > Hate pic.twitter.com/iDzjmJ9qSt

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 19, 2018

Here’s what a British-based Washington Post columnist tweeted:

Epic trolling of Trump by BBC Three… https://t.co/TTt0hfe5HE

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) May 19, 2018

Then a staff writer at The Atlantic showed her glee, too.

savage, @bbcthree https://t.co/FYnYscLdPA

— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) May 19, 2018

Yes, today an American citizen married her handsome English Prince. And, joining the media, other Twitter users had to spew their daily Trump-hate, too. Because like the GEICO commercials say — it’s what they do.

But let the all the Cool Kids who dump their anti-Trump dreck all over Twitter keep on keeping on, okay? He lives rent-free in their heads — after all, there’s plenty of room there, and you can’t beat the price. We’ll just sit back and smile, and in 2020 we’ll have the final giggles when Trump beats whatever socialist the media promote as their champion.

But as for me, I like what the Chicago Tribune posted:

Northwestern graduate marrying British guy rn https://t.co/50UphKcJ2W pic.twitter.com/WjRcYL3oxc

— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) May 19, 2018

As the Brits would say, “Well done, you!” This tweet was clever and sassy, and non-political — as it should be. So congratulations to the new Duke and Duchess of Sussex. We wish them many happy years together.