Hillary Clinton’s latest memoir “What Happened” will be released on September 12, 2017 by Simon & Schuster. Naturally, to try and drum up some interest among her faithful lemmings, Simon & Schuster has begun releasing tasty morsels. So far, the 512 page book seems to be 512 pages of whining and blaming. ABC News filed the following report:

What is stunning about the ABC audio excerpt from “What Happened” is listening to Hillary Clinton, who ain’t exactly a young chick-a-dee, display a complete lack of self awareness. I gathered this book excerpt from TheCut.com:

“I don’t have all the answers and this isn’t a comprehensive account of the 2016 race. That isn’t for me to write. I have too little distance and too great a stake in it. Instead, this is my story. I want to pull back the curtain on an experience that was exhilarating, joyful, humbling, infuriating and just plain baffling. Writing this wasn’t easy. Every day that I was a candidate for president, I knew that millions of people were counting on me and I couldn’t bear the idea of letting them down. But I did. I couldn’t get the job done. And I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life.”

Hillary Clinton is so noble, so giving, so altruistic. She wasn’t doing it for herself. It wasn’t about her. She will have to live with the fact that she let down millions of people. We need Evita Peron singing “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” here.

In the second Presidential Debate, Donald Trump “loomed”. Also, from The Cut.com:

“This is not OK, I thought. It was the second presidential debate, and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces. It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled.”

“It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching: ‘Well, what would you do?’ Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren’t repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye, and say loudly and clearly: ‘Back up, you creep, get away from me! I know you love to intimidate women, but you can’t intimidate me, so back up.’”

Oh, Lort! Where does one begin to pull this thing apart? Looming. Donald Trump was looming. Where did Hillary get the “looming” meme. It started on the night of the 2nd Presidential Debate. From ABC News right after the debate, in an article “Second Presidential Debate: 11 Moments that Mattered”:

11. Trump Looms Behind Clinton

In the town hall format, the candidates were allowed to roam around the stage, remaining standing or sitting while their opponent answered a question.

At one point, Trump stood curiously close to Clinton, listening to her respond to a question from an audience member on the Affordable Care Act — a moment that many noted on social media.

Because Hillary Clinton has never had an original thought in her long life, she got the “looms” meme from her buds in the media. But, was Donald Trump really that close. Donald Trump is six feet, two inches tall. Hillary Clinton is 5 feet, 6 and 1/2 inches tall. Check out these photos. He really isn’t that close. He is a tall man. He would look like he was “looming” when one sees it through the camera perspective. Size matters.

Of course, she could have handled it with humor and just smiled and said “Hello Donald” kind of like George W. Bush did with Al Gore back in 2000. But, then Hillary is humorless, so….

Finally, this scene from “What Happened” demonstrates Hillary Clinton’s total lack of self-awareness. “Intimidating” women. Oh, girlfriend. Why did you go there? Oh yeah. Lack of self-awareness. Check out this quote from a Craig Shirley book:

“Everybody knew somebody who had a story about Clinton grabbing or groping a woman,” Shirley wrote in Citizen Newt, provided to Secrets in advance of its August 29 release.

“The astonishing thing was not just that he got away with it, repeatedly, without being sued, but that Hillary put up with it, as did the American people. But Clinton had perfected the talent of ‘getting away with it’ since his childhood. He could, as they say, charm the pants off of you. Or her,” he penned on page 357 of the book published by Thomas Nelson Press, a branch of HarperCollins Christian Publishing Inc.

Therein is Hillary Clinton’s problem in “What Happened”. With her complete lack of empathy for others and awareness of her own self, Hillary Clinton just comes off as a whining old bag. However, if the shoe fits, where it, girl.