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It’s true birds of a feather like Woody Allen and Jeffrey Epstein flock together. Take the latest discovery of a letter written to Jeffrey Epstein from child molester, Woody Allen.
The letter, obtained first by The New York Times praised the other fellow child molester of providing “interesting people” at his lavish “Castle Dracula” dinner parties.
Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist.”-Woody Allen
Husbands and wives…add in a couple of perverts to include yourself there, Mr. Allen.
Anyhow, it’s always interesting and the food is sumptuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous desse[r]ts, well served. I say well served – often it’s by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women reminding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping in damp earth.”-Woody Allen
Desserts? Well served? Three young, female vampires who “service” the place? Now, I could be reading into things a bit, but we are talking about two known pedophiles here. Woody Allen goes on to tell the story of how he and his former step-daughter-now-wife, Soon-Yi, who is 35 years younger than the old coot, gave Epstein “tips” on how to serve a lavish dinner because, before Soon-Yi, there was little or no food to speak of at these soirees.
So, what was there? Nothing but invigorating…ummm…conversations, I am sure.
Raping makes people hungry I guess. Woody likes his pedophilia to happen in a warmer environment.
— fiona fund (@wallstwife) August 5, 2025
It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under contined (sic) badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. She had to explain the order in which things come out. Not the main course and then the appetizer but the other way around.
In time she bullied him into putting a few flowers in the middle of the table to make it look mildly warm and inviting. This took time and a number of corrections but his meals have been tweaked into some sense of normal, civil, dining. The large phone and computer at his right hand does take some of the relaxed home-cooking atmosphere out of it but but one can’t have everything – not at Castle Dracula.”-Woody Allen
Warm, inviting, relaxed, home-cooking in a sex den? I just can’t even. A man of substance he was, that Jeffrey Epstein! We could gather from this missive that Epstein’s female partner in crime (literally), Ghislane Maxwell, sucked as a hostess. She must have been too busy pimping out the young, “female vampires” to serve up “dessert”. Soon-Yi to the rescue! I wonder if Soon-Yi was called upon to cater dinner parties and call for flower arrangements on the infamous island as well?
Woody Allens's wife helping Epstein and Maxwell become better dinner hosts could have been one of his movies.
But really, serving Chinese food at a pedo party with "accomplished types. Men and women of journalistm (sic)… Even royalty"… How gauche
— Tony Owusu (@TonyTheStreet) August 5, 2025
As if Epstein and the rest of the politicians, journalists, dignitaries and various and sundry other bicycle-seat-sniffers were interested in the, uh, food.
This is not earth-shattering, shocking news by any means. This is not a huge revelation. Nothing new here, pussycat. Woody Allen has been known to hang around with, and defend, sexual predators like himself. Same values, after all. Yes, you are very much like the company you keep. Back in 2017, Allen stood in the gap for his buddy, Harvey Weinstein. It’s actually a bit humorous Woody Allen is eluding to the fact that Epstein was a bit creepy when commenting on the decor of the place. Takes a creep to know one, we guess.
Nonetheless, Woody and his child bride, Soon-Yi always accepted an invitation to come into Jeffrey Epstein’s “Castle Dracula” lair, its hallways adorned with prosthetic eyeballs, with creepy mannequins hanging from the ceiling and all. They’re just the eccentric, Upper-East-Side wealthy New Yorkers, caming over one autumn evening for a book study from Epstein’s green first-edition copy of Lolita whilst dining “lavishly” on take-out Kung Pao Chicken. Or, perhaps a midsummer night’s sex buffet? Always “interesting” were those trips to the massage room, right, Woody? Numerous “desserts” make for an (AHEM) happy ending of an evening of riveting stimulation.
Sick.
— Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) August 5, 2025
The bride mannequin hanging from what looks to be a rope says it all. How life (and death) imitates art sometimes.
I hate rapists and people who exploit young men and women with every fiber of my being, so I hate like hell to say this, but we all know what Woody Allen was being “served”. This poorly-written birthday letter, laden with misspellings, (but we can’t expect too much from the 89 year-old deviant), is just sicko “code” innuendo for what we all know happened at some of these parties. These elitists travel in what is the Ivy League of weirdo circles and secrecy. It all was already creepy and weird. Throwing a perverted, old geezer like Woody Allen and his commentary into this mix makes it even more so.
Photo Credit: Colin Swan, CC BY-SA 2.0
emmie says: Creepy from one angle but there’s another angle too…in all fairness. they say at the Diddy parties many illuminaries were wined, dined, entertained (top shelf) and then sent back to their limos. After midnight those staying were exposed to a very different scene. ARGUABLY given the connections of Epstein, guests were indeed entertained with sparkling conversation (a meeting of great and powerful minds) and zero hanky panky for intimations of it. Other rooms, other times were devoted to that. Perhaps some of the same guests but likely NOT the same guests. Ditto on Little St. James–imho not all who visited were shown child sacrifice, sex with underaged girls, boys, etc or given a glimpse of the sacrificial temples. As for Allen’s May-December marriage, on the surface it looks terribly creepy but if you listen to the way the adopted kids were abused by Mia (Moses’s confession), and both Soon Yi & Moses’s testimony that Wood originally was the only one to show kindness to her and Moses, a different picture appears. Mia’s brother was a pedophile and she had a far creepier marriage to MKUltra pedo programmer Frank Sinatra (however brilliant he was as a performer). He deflowered Natalie Wood at 14. Mia had a LOT of family problems as a child. Here’s what I think…. Woody is a nebbishhy homely man. He had some great girlfriends who defend him STILL including Diane Keaton & Louise Lasser. He was always attracted to younger ladies but did not act on it (Marielle & Margaux Hemmingway for example). Other than Mia (who had reason to lie about Dylan) no other women have come forward to speak of abuse by Woody. Dylan was tiny, the “incident” only happened once, there were many fishy things (she was coached) and the court ruled in Woody’s favor. Though some actors denounced him rather than go thru struggle sessions about their “loyalty” (just as Roseanne’s team all shunned her and JK Rowling’s film actors all shunned her as well), most peformers who worked with Woody said he was always a gentleman on set and off. I side with Woody. I think that Epstein took in many Jewish intellectuals. I think Dershowitz (and I’m not exactly a fan of the man) also was not there schtupping young girls. I wonder how much risk Epstein took with his vampire servers. Were they all over 17 or 18 just to be safe? My guess is yes. At other events for sure not, but these “intellectual dinners” yes. IMHO. He had a large enough stable to pick and choose from. I also do not think others like the NY Art Academy head who knew him for years KNEW about his other proclivities and illegal actions. I’m willing to cut Woody slack on this. People in the arts are used to witnessing something slightly off kilter without questioning too deeply. I think the Vampire part was a half-joking way of trying to figure out this odd many who nevertheless offered to him (Woody) the company of many worth talking to. Just one opinion–I don’t think Woody raped anyone as most others had skeletons literally come screaming out of their closets. Soon Ye didn’t become romantically involved until she was 19 I believe and they have had a long, stable, quiet marriage. Epstein was a monster. Woody a willing jester but not a perpetrator imho.
Toast says: Ghislaine Maxwel, after a (I’m sure) superb “we’ll let you go if you tell all” before the alphabet people, was quietly moved from a prison in FLA to a prison in TXS where very likely, she will commit suicide.
That or MK Ultra (sex kitten? but probably not since she’s past her prime).
Follow the patterns and connect the dots.
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