July 5th, the day after the biggest birthday bash of the year. America’s 250th, now one day older, and while most Americans had the time of their lives last night the usual dank creatures of primordial Forest Narcissus chewed the scenery in performative outrage.

I mean, who wouldn’t love to listen to past-their-freshness-date “celebs” like Sarah Jessica Parker and Ted Danson recite barely veiled talking points on “countering authoritarianism” presented as counter-programing to all the fireworks, parades, concerts, and feasting of July 4th? Something they hate because ORANGEMANBAD.

The video, which was narrated by Sarah Jessica Parker, featured celebrities like Mark Ruffalo, Joan Baez, Kimberlé Crenshaw, Margaret Atwood, Leslie Odom Jr., Ted Danson and others.

Let’s face it, the TDS is so strong in this pack of poltroons that rabid anti-Semite Mark Ruffalo is appearing in the same production as [Jew-ish] Parker.

Then there’s Chuck Todd — failed journalist and human being — sobbing how Trump has “stolen the anniversary” from him.

IAmerica at 250 may be a lost opportunity. Donald Trump has absolutely sullied the brand of America, doesn’t have to be at 275 Donald Trump has absolutely sullied the brand of America. But America 275 does not have to be

For all of Chuckie’s whining on how he feels so betrayed because July 4th and patriotism is so gosh-darned precious to him, there doesn’t seem to be any public record that he has ever commented on the holiday before.

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Former President Bill Clinton took a whiney tone, too …

Bill Clinton: “The people in charge have unleashed masked agents on American communities to seize people from their homes”

Also Bill Clinton: https://t.co/YYY9CKxoqb pic.twitter.com/ROhuqzyDJC

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) July 4, 2026

… though, I lay dollars to donuts that it was ghost-written by Hillary. The bitchy tone and lies has her grubby fingerprints all over it.

Hypocrisy is the mildest thing you can accuse these malcontents and prevaricators of committing. They somehow believe they can pretend to any sort of patriotic feelings for a nation they’ve never had an unqualified good word about.

Don’t ignore them — mock them and counter them. They are the source of disease.

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