President Donald Trump endorsed AG Ken Paxton over Senator John Cornyn in the Texas Senate Primary for a total Goat Rodeo. Is there another way to describe throwing away success with a bucket and both hands? Say “Hello” to Senator James Talarico at this rate. What a nauseating idea. Right now, the only hope Republicans have is that Talarico is vegan in Texas!

You think I am kidding? Talarico is vegan and believes that God is non-binary and that is our only hope.

BREAKING: President Trump has just endorsed KEN PAXTON! pic.twitter.com/g5BHH2aNqD

— Turning Point Action Rapid Response (@TPARapidRep) May 19, 2026

I usually love Townhall, but railing against the choice of Paxton does not make one a panican:

President Trump avoided the Texas Republican Senate primary. It now pits Sen. John Cornyn against Ken Paxton in the runoff. Cornyn thought the ship had sailed on an endorsement. Think again, man. This is Trump—he doesn’t follow the usual political rules. He endorsed Ken Paxton yesterday, and it triggered a total panican meltdown on the Hill. CNN was there to capture the whole circus. Specifically, Sens. John Thune (R-SD) and Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) were incensed over the move. Those are exactly the right people to piss off:

John Thune has many limp body parts and Lisa Murkowski sings “If I only had a brain” as her fight song. Watching them meltdown is just another weekday. But, anyone else melting down doesn’t make them a panican. As a Triple Trumper, who never lost faith, Townhall has offended me. I am a Trump loyalist, but I am not stupid.

John Thune has an especially limp spine that is visible in this video:

Thune didn’t say a bloody freaking word here. It was all a limp salad. He could have passed the SAVE Act. Yes, Thune would have helped John Cornyn but he would have helped President Trump and Thune wouldn’t do that, even for Cornyn.

Yes, Cornyn is an arrogant pisher as shown below acting a fool with this podcaster:

An honest person would have quick answers and explanations.

John Cornyn knows he’s been caught.

He knows Americans are engaged.

He is defensive and angry because the RINO scam is exposed.

The paid influencer line is a weak defense.

We deserve better.pic.twitter.com/5DS0vW6vfB

— C3 (@C_3C_3) March 12, 2026

As bad as Cornyn is, AG Ken Paxton is worse. From the NRSC comes a list of the alleged crimes of Paxton:

-Texas Values withdrew its support for Paxton’s Senate campaign earlier this week over Paxton’s “adultery” which the pro-family group says is an “attack on marriage.”
-Angela Paxton’s divorce petition accuses Ken Paxton of adultery on the basis of biblical grounds.
-Paxton’s former chief of staff testified that Paxton confessed to her and other staff members he was having an affair with his mistress, Laura Olson.
-Impeachment articles in the Texas legislature alleged Paxton used the alias “Dave P” for a fake Uber account he used to secretly see his mistress.
-Paxton was also accused of using secret emails and burner phones to try and cover his tracks.
-Paxton allegedly used his pal Nate Paul, who was recently convicted of bank fraud, to help hide his affair and provide his mistress with employment in Austin so that Paxton could be closer to her.
-20 articles of impeachment were filed against Paxton in the Texas legislature over alleged bribery, abuse of power, and obstruction of justice.
-Paxton was indicted on security fraud charges that were later dropped after he paid nearly $300,000 in restitution and completed community service.
-Paxton refused to disclose multiple out-of-state properties in his 2023 financial disclosure, including a $1.6 million luxury hide-away.
-Paxton’s office funneled over $7 million of Texas taxpayer dollars to left-wing groups that help illegal immigrants avoid deportation, fight I.C.E, and offer ‘gender affirming’ resources to children.

We don’t want to lose the Senate. I would vote Cornyn, every day and twice on Sunday. He is a pisher, but he is our pisher. Paxton needs to go get right with God, quickly.

Trump has turned this flustercuck into a Goat Rodeo.

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