Loser VP candidate Tim Walz—Minnesota’s own faux alpha—is back at it, clawing for attention and shoving his way into any spotlight that’ll have him. This time, he’s out there calling on his base to bully the sh*t out of Donald Trump.

Naturally, he throws in the tired “dictator” line—because originality isn’t his strong suit. And nearly in the next breath, Tampon practically stomps his feet, whining about wanting to have some fun and be joyful.

Multiple Personality Tim Walz

First, Tim wanted to be the regular guy—you know, hunt with you, maybe tinker with a truck, toss out a few folksy lines to prove he’s “one of us.” When that didn’t land, he shifted to jazz hands on stage and awkward white-guy code talk like he was trying to connect with a TikTok demographic he doesn’t understand. And now? Now he’s trying on the tough-guy act. It’s like we are watching a midlife crisis play out right in front of us.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz encouraged Democrats to be ‘meaner’ and to ‘bully the s–t’ out of President Donald Trump during a speech in South Carolina.

The failed 2024 vice presidential candidate was the keynote speaker at the Democratic organized event in the Palmetto State on Saturday where he delivered a profanity-laced speech that called on his party members to toughen up in their resistance measures against President Trump.

“Maybe it’s time for us to be a little meaner, a little bit more fierce,” Walz said to raucous applause from the crowd.

[…]

“But when its an adult like Donald Trump, you bully the s–t out of him back,” Walz intoned.

He further characterized the president a “wannabe dictator”

“Donald is the existential threat we knew was coming,” Walz said at another point during the Saturday morning remarks, adding that, for Democrats, “it is going to be a challenging few years here.”

“We’ve got the guts and we need to have it to push back on the bullies and the greed,” Walz said during his remarks.

[…]

“Damnit, we should be able to have some fun and be joyful,” the former public school teacher said. – New York Post

A couple of things here. First, let’s talk about this so-called “threat” Tim Walz is warning everyone about—Trump, the supposed wannabe dictator. According to Tim, the next few years are going to be really tough for the liberal Marxists.

Tim Walz Can Go Sit Down

Yes, Tim—that’s the point. America had eight years of Obama, a brief four-year break with Trump, and then straight into the Biden puppet show, which, let’s be honest, picked up right where Obama left off and pushed the gas pedal to the floor. The philosophical roots of Marxism have wormed their way into our amber waves of grain and purple mountain majesties, dragging in all kinds of rot. Just look at the last few years. Gender dysphoria is no longer treated—it’s celebrated. We’re told a man can be a woman and compete against them, and you’d better clap for it or else. Pronouns were pushed to rewire how kids think, softening them up for full-blown indoctrination. Then came DEI, CRT, ESG scores, and censorship—not in the name of progress, but through bullying and mob rule, all wrapped in the fake language of “compassion.”

So yes, the shock-and-awe of Donald Trump’s swift kick in y’all’s asses might feel a little uncomfortable for you. Good. It’s meant to.

And as for Tim Walz puffing up and calling on people to “push back” and bully Trump—please. Tim, you’re about as intimidating as a soggy waffle. Maybe cool it with the fake tough-guy act. You’re not leading a revolution—you’re LARPing in a windbreaker. And let’s not forget: there have already been two attempts on Trump’s life. This isn’t a game, Tim. So maybe watch your mouth before someone takes your chest-thumping seriously.

.@Tim_Walz calls for violence against President Trump.

Walz says to “fiercely push back against” Trump because he’s a bully.@SecretService, please investigate.pic.twitter.com/bfhQw35AAd

— Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) May 31, 2025

The Knucklehead

Sure, the pundits, columnists, and late-night hacks will roll their eyes and laugh at Tampon Tim—mocking his tough-guy cosplay and dime-store bravado. But I’m done brushing it off as just another clown show. These people may be ridiculous, but they’re also dangerous. They mean every word. Let’s not forget—this is the same Tim Walz who was openly cheering for Tesla to crash and burn, because nothing says “man of the people” like rooting for American companies to fail.

But bless his little heart, he misses Kamala so much.

The Minnesotan also took the opportunity to heap praise on his ex-running mate former Vice President Kamala Harris.

“Damnit, I would love to turn on the TV and see her instead of what we see every day,” Walz said to applause, further characterizing Harris as “well-accomplished.” – New York Post

Well, damnit, you big knucklehead, all that Kamala gushing makes a little more sense now. You’re not aiming for the top of the ticket—you’re laying the groundwork to be Jasmine Crockett’s VP pick. The phony bravado, blind loyalty, and clueless swagger? You’re Crockett material, no doubt. Honestly, you’d make a great sidekick—every loudmouthed diva needs a backup dancer.

Tim Walz isn’t the only one trying to rally the pitchfork brigade. Governor Wes Moore jumped in too—declaring we must condemn Trump’s actions… but also learn from his impatience. So which is it, Wes—resist the dictator, or take notes from him?

Walz’s words were echoed by Maryland Gov. Wes Moore (D) during his remarks at the annual South Carolina Democrats’ Blue Palmetto Dinner Friday night.

“I want to be clear: We can and we must condemn Donald Trump’s reckless actions. But we would also be foolish not to learn from his impatience,” Moore, a first-term governor, said during his roughly 30-minute speech to the state party’s officials and activists. – The Hill

These people, I swear—it’s hard to tell if I should laugh until it hurts or start ringing the alarm bells. Clowns in ties, lunatics with microphones. Half circus, half cautionary tale.

These aren’t just desperate politicians—they’re ideologues in suits, tossing out cute slogans and rage-fueled speeches to stir up mobs and earn brownie points from the activist class. Unity isn’t the goal. Control is. Peace? Optional. Power? Non-negotiable. And if they have to wrap it all in hollow words like “joy” and “compassion” while cheering on political aggression, so be it. This isn’t leadership. It’s political cosplay for the emotionally unstable.

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