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If time has shown us anything, it’s apparent that time has shown us Tim Walz is still living in the land of delulu.
In a recent appearance on his “listening tour”, Tim Walz claimed he was chosen as Kamala Harris’ running mate and potential VP because “he can code talk to white guys” and “provide a permission structure” for ushering in the vote for a black woman.
Dear God.
I’m a team player and I’m with it. And there’s folks I recognize that are smarter than me and they analyze this. You put your input in, running a campaign that had never been run before for 100 days. Uh, in the situation we were at, running against a very unusual opponent on the other side, and look, my job was to-my job on the ticket, I would argue, because we did a lot of amazing, progressive things in Minnesota to improve people’s lives…but I also was on the ticket, quite honestly, you know, ‘cuz I could code talk to white guys watching football, fixing their truck, doing that, that I can put them at ease. I was the permission structure to say, look, you can do this and vote for this.”-Tim Walz
That was a word salad if I’d ever heard one. Must have been all of those months of hanging with the former Veep. But, with it? Really? And, team player? Whose team, exactly? The team that wants guys in women’s locker rooms? Tim Walz is a manly-man’s-man, who was placed on the 2024 ticket to encourage white men that it is okay to vote for a babbling, wino, who slept her way to the top because she is black? In what alternative universe do these guys exist, exactly? There’s not a lot of guys who I know who talk tampons when watching football or fixing their trucks or exercising their Second Amendment rights, for that matter:
That was a resounding success—with every White guy who binge watches drag race. pic.twitter.com/PtHnbBqPrT
— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) April 30, 2025
A white-mans-man. A code-talker? Is Tim Walz now channeling Elizabeth Warren? Keep the cheekbones comments to yourselves here. (Snicker.)
I think it’s fair to go back and look at this. Look, we had the most qualified person who’d run for president in this country’s history at the top of the ticket.”-Tim Walz
Kamala Harris was hardly qualified for the VP position. So, the most qualified? For what?
That in itself should have got this thing won. We had, in my opinion—and you can disagree with me, I think history will prove me right—a very unqualified person on the other side. And you have to determine, how do you get those hits? What was the best way?
Did it make sense to continue to call him weird or call that out, or make this pitch that we are significantly different and our policies can improve your lives? And there’s people that make those decisions, and whether it’s right or wrong or not, I guess history will make that case.”-Tim Walz
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz were both so smart-they ran the whole campaign on vibes and on the claim that the Trump/Vance ticket was “weird“. But, Tim Walz, for anyone who is actually listening, on his “listening tour”, honestly thinks he is the epitome of the quintessential white dude. He was doing his part for women, especially black women, by stumping for Kamala Harris. Every shotgun shot. Every football throw. Every white guy, over-exaggerated, Chris Farley in Tommy Boy dance move. Every nut and bolt. Every transmission and carburetor. Every feminine product in every men’s room in the great state of Minnesota. Every blank, confused stare into a camera when asked a question. Every minute of stolen valor. Every Minnesota Nice insult to folks who just don’t know the manly-he-man-white-guy-code-talker that Timmy Walz is. Perhaps the white, alpha-males couldn’t handle the sheer masculinity that embodies Tim Walz. It was all just too much for White Dudes. This Elmer Fudd dude, with his dad jokes and his Dockers, angrily tugging at his Autistic son on stage to stump for a black woman. It broke white men’s brains. It was just too much too soon.
— Ju Pak (@mrssyc) April 30, 2025
Tim Walz will continue the tone-deaf “listening tour” and will sashay his pasty-white, bacon-loving, dad-bod on stage to anyone willing to listen to his comedic self-delusion. Bro-code or something. That’s Permission vector. Code-Talker, manly-man’s-man, Tim Walz, to you, Americans.
All us girlies say, pretty fly for a white guy.
Photo Credit: Original Artwork by VG, Darleen Click
Wfjag says: Someone should tell Tampon Tim that the Code Talkers were Navajo chosen because they spoke the Navajo language (so he’s engaging in Cultural Appropriation by calling himself one), actually deployed for combat operations (unlike his Failure to Report), and were heroes (something he’ll never was and never will be).
All he’s managing to do is remind us that Kamala’s first big decision – picking him as V.P. Running Mate – only showed her lack of any ability to judge character.
SFC D says: I don’t believe Kamala picked him any more than I believe she decided to run. Both were picked and appointed by his holiness Obama.
Wfjag says: Actually, Obama didn’t want her. It’s suspected that Joe picked her so he wouldn’t be compared unfavorably to his VP on the basis of intelligence. When Obama and Pelosi forced Joe into withdrawing from a run for a second term, instead of agreeing to a mini-Primary like they wanted, Joe (or, more likely, Jill – who was furious over having to give up all the perks as FLOTUS) endorsed Kamala. It was probably the only decision in his 50 year career that was good for America – although his reason was a petulant FU! to Barry and company.
GWB says: Timmy is trying to say he’s “code switching.”
That’s a perfectly legitimate concept where humans often switch their communication style when they are in a different crowd. So, if you’re in a crowd of lawyers you speak one way, and differently in a crowd of construction workers. People proficient with learning languages are often effective “code-switchers.” It’s usually totally subconscious. If it’s done deliberately, we usually end up asking “What’s he trying to sell me?”
The fact he calls it “code talking” could be endearing… if he weren’t such a putz on everything else.
And he’s saying the Democrats saw him – a mid-westerner who once did some football stuff and had heard of hunting – and said, “This guy can talk their way.” Oofdah.
rbj1 says: As a white guy of approximately Tim’s age, I’ll just say we do not talk like that. Was Tim dropped on his head as a kid?
Royal Idiot says: Years ago it was Uncle Tom…..now it’s Uncle Tim….As a “White Man”, I’d be more insulted but he isn’t worth the effort….
Scott says: Please Timmy, keep talking! The more you run your suck, the more people can see and understand the bullet we all dodged with you and kneepads, and maybe some will wake up to how dangerous you and the left are to this nation!
Lloyd says: Picture here in an insult to Elmer Fudd !!
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