In a sudden revelation, the Democrats now know what a woman is. Someone get Ketanji on the phone! Liberal political writers of the female persuasion must be in shock, and their writing shows it.

Now that the liberals can recognize a woman, their media latches on for the ride. Progressive journalists can’t produce the goods of their party, so they have to go the pathway of I am a woman, hear me cackle.

A senior political writer over at the site called Salon.com has apparently taken to writing rom-com fiction by trying to convince you that women will vote for a woman because she is a woman. And not just any woman; they are happy, joyful women. What in the tarnation? For an online leftist space on the web, they sure are showing their mastery of misogyny.

Is Salon considering these women in this X post when writing Happy for Harris articles?

Watch unemployed Kamala Harris supporters telling a Chicago police officer to get a real job.
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— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) August 19, 2024

All sarcasm aside, pray for Chicago this week. These ridiculous people could make things very bad. It is telling when local businesses decide to board their storefronts amid this convention.

Also, remember, this is the group who thinks a man can be a woman. These biological liberal women fall all over themselves to welcome a man into their spaces, locker rooms, bathrooms, and sports. They cheered when Joe Biden took away years of real women’s advocacy when he took a hatchet to Title IX.

The giddy girlhood writer at Salon goes on to tell us what this election is really about –

This isn’t just a personality difference between the two candidates, either. It speaks to a deeper cultural conflict that has been spooling out for years, with flashpoints like the #MeToo movement and the fight for abortion rights. It’s about women asserting they have a right to joy and freedom, and the backlash from outraged men. It’s about men who believe they’re entitled to women’s attention and even submission, and the women who laugh in their faces and say “no.” – Salon

In other words, women should be allowed to be joyful over killing their babies.

I feel sorry for this person. She must live in a horrible space, and her work environment must be nearly intolerable. How does she do it? Reading the Salon rant, you’d think this woman is living in the oppression of a third-world country.

If you feel like you have to force your perceived entitlement of joy and happiness, then it’s not authentic. Please seek help. Joy and happiness are not coerced.

Salon isn’t the only media pushing this new joyful woman Kamala schtick.

Puddin’, trying to portray fake joy isn’t a campaign strategy. Are these women on the left actually trying to reduce women leaders and politicians to emotion?

The President of the United States should not be deciding whether she can meet with world leaders to discuss serious matters based on whether she feels happy or joyful that day.

I’ll give just one more ridiculous example of why women are supposed to be joyful for Kamala, and then we can move on with our regular, everyday lives.

President Joe Biden tried to counterprogram this with a pro-woman message centered around protecting reproductive rights. It wasn’t connecting with voters, however, likely because he’s an elderly white man who has been hostile to abortion in the past. Harris, on the other hand, is much more persuasive as the messenger, and not just because she’s a younger woman. Her buoyant laugh is aspirational. Through her, women can feel like they’re laughing in the faces of the creeps and weirdoes who want to take away their freedom and happiness. – Salon

This quote seems fitting, seeing as how old white man Joe will be slurring his way through his swan song later this evening at the Democratic National Convention.

Her buoyant laugh is aspirational. You have got to be kidding me. This is what you care about, her laugh, as she stands for killing babies? Let’s call it what it really is because it certainly is anything but reproductive rights. That implies you want the right to reproduce. When what you really want is the right to kill babies, all the while having the world to be joyous over it, too.

Go ahead, keep trying to pimp out your concocted drivel regarding high-on-life women getting behind cackling Kamala. Whatever makes you happy. It’s not winning.

Feature Image: Original art by Darleen Click.