Once, in the Kingdom of Sunny Florida, some lords of the realm called Senators met for a special Saturday session. They wanted to discuss what to do about a strange and feared beast called the AR-15. Now some Senators of the Right — the Republicans — said the beast was useful for peaceable people. However, other Senators of the Left — the Democrats — said the AR-15 is a evil monster, doing the bidding of the wicked NRA, who want to kill children and other living things.
You knew it had to happen. After #LasVegas and Sutherland Springs, the usual suspects have introduced legislation to ban what they pant-shittingly (yes, I just made that…
Apparently Dianne Feinstein learned nothing after getting schooled by a United States Marine. She’s introduced the Assault Weapons Ban of 2013. Obviously, this bans the mythical assault…
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