Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Our first Sunday of May! Air is warmer, daylight a little longer, and new spring green abounds. Regardless of the relentless negativity from the portside and their agents of Legacy Media, there have been many successes in the Trump Administrations first 100 days. Grab a flute, or your favorite adult beverage, and let’s toast to even more promises kept in the next 100! May Liberal Tears be copious! L’Chaim!

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What could go wrong?

Forget it, Jake, it’s California.

State Sen. Lola Smallwood-Cuevas introduced Senate Bill 560, which would delete criminal penalties for welfare fraud below $25,000, and delete a provision for criminal penalties for any attempt at welfare fraud below $950, according to the legislation, which was introduced in February.

Oh my. One might be forgiven for thinking that Prop 47 and Prop 57 … which essentially eliminated stealing stuff under $950 as a crime … taught the Democrats who run California a lesson as crime steadily went through the roof.

Naw. They’re Democrats. The ‘compassionate’ ones.

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Is there nothing Trump can’t do?

He’s gonna drop A PLANE on you!

Jasmine Crockett says Trump is trying to kiII us all by making planes fall out the skies pic.twitter.com/FqML19OZpw

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 2, 2025

You know … it’s the eyes.

It’s always the crazy eyes.

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Irony was dragged into a back alley and stomped to death

You can’t even write parody anymore.

An exhibition of work by political cartoonists including The Times’s Morten Morland has been cancelled because of fears it could cause offence.

Hours before a private viewing on Wednesday, organisers of Licence to Offend told guests not to go after a last-minute decision by the venue, the TownSq co-working space in Kingston upon Thames, southwest London.

Well, this is Jolly England where one can be arrested for memeing and silent prayer.

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“But we are journalists!”

The corporate media have become a prattle of parrots rattling off the DNC talking points.
pic.twitter.com/e94V2DbFSV

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) April 29, 2025

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Boise, ID, wants political Pride Flag made “official”

Scratch a Leftist, find a scofflaw.

NEW: The Boise City Council is reportedly considering a resolution to make the Pride Flag an "official" city flag in order to circumvent Idaho state law which only allows the display of local, state, and federal flags.

This comes after Boise Mayor Lauren McLean publicly… pic.twitter.com/0zq3WHiavn

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 2, 2025

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Sunday palate cleanser

Original video of psycho lady here.

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Your Sunday smile

Ok, this guy is a hero for taking one … over and over again … for the team. But the smile here comes with some major shudders.

Bravo, Tim. But I think that’s enough internet for me today. [whimper]

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Dear friends I’m sad to say our time together today has come to a close. Go out and enjoy a glorious May Sunday. Oh, major hint your way? Next Sunday is Mother’s Day. Remember your mom, even if just with prayers. See you next week, dears. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click