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Texas Democrat candidate, James Talarico, is the latest in beta male nominees touted as the best in neo-masculinity the party has to offer. As mocking his lavender-hued statements and behaviors has grown, voila, a girlfriend has suddenly emerged!
Let’s hear it for the 37-year-old-never-married guy who, despite his uncanny resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman (as crafted from WonderBread) dipped into his employee pool and landed a four-year dating relationship!
He’s no Tofu Talarico — but he’s got a tofu-loving girlfriend.
Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico’s mysterious beau is a vegan political lobbyist who previously worked as his chief of staff, The Post has learned.
Brianna Menard, 30, describes herself as a “committed vegan,” yoga buff and cat mom who likes “dancing the night away” at local gay bar Cheer Up Charlies in Austin, according her bio at a local food coop, where she serves on the board.
This reveal is wonderfully convenient as Texas’ Beto Beta O’Rourke 2.0 masculinity is being focused on …
Fox host Jessie Watters questioned whether or not Talarico was just making her up on Wednesday’s edition of “Jesse Watters Primetime.”
“Does she live in Canada?” a co-host quipped.
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 28, 2026
His friend-with-a-uterus is a cat mom. And vegan. And loves dancing at gay bars (NTTIAWWT).
Let’s just say everyone is not entirely convinced here …
Oh look they’re both actors 🥰
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) May 29, 2026
Democrats since the popularity of Alan Alda have mocked the whole concept of masculinity and promoted the sensitive male as the ideal. The guy who listens to his galpal, who tags along on her shopping trips, who knows latest office gossip, and can offer lessons on how to be bitchy to her enemies.
IOW, her favorite effeminate gay friend.
Texas men are less concerned with the “virus of racism” and more concerned with affording a family of their own. Married Texans want a candidate who’ll make life better for them and their children — including their male children.
But unmarried women want something else.
Over the long-term, the Democrats must change how American men view masculinity: If they can get us to accept James Talarico, Tim Walz, and Graham Platner as modern models of masculinity, they’ll win in a landslide.
Democrat governor Michelle Grisham said it out loud … Democrats do not need men to win at the ballot box. Just AWFLs, Girl Bosses and betas like Talarico.
If that’s what a toxic-feminized DNC believes, who are we to disabuse them?
featured image original graphic by Darleen Click
Lloyd says: Straight from “RENT-A-GIRL”, no doubt!
Wfjag says: Why does this sound so much like Cory Booker? Every time he is running for office, he suddenly has a “girlfriend” and tries to convince everyone that he is He Man (or Spartacus or some other Hollywood Hero).
I guess that his handlers think that if it works in Jersey, the rubes in Fly Over Country will believe it.
Skillyboo says: Drop him off in the Permian Basin and see how he matches up with real men.
A reader says: Lol, this is the best opposition research they could find?! A hot girlfriend? Who is vegan? (And honestly, who cares. Some MAHA people are all about “eating clean” which is a lot of what veganism is.) Stop the presses!
He’s popular and you’re scared. Texas Republicans have an awful candidate in Paxton and they know it and they can’t get anything to stick to Talerico. A man who cares about people and who actually speaks truth about the Bible is gay I guess. What on earth would you have done with Jesus if you’d been alive back then, with him all healing the sick and feeding people and talking about loving your neighbor and caring for the poor?
Quartermaster says: Who Talarico is popular with is instructive. It isn’t men among men, nor is it women who love those men. It is people that are deeply morally corrupt and keep voting for the most corrupt people since Lincoln was POTUS. Democrats complaining about corrupt republicans is moronic on the level of the Coyote thinking is next buy from Acme is going to get him that Road Runner for sure.
You Dim bulbs think Soviet economics will bring on great prosperity, when all it has ever done is cause poverty and decay. To say you are retarded is to insult honest people that can’t help themselves when it is intentional on your part.
Cameron says: “He’s popular and you’re scared”
Damn, boy; your reality filter is top of the line.
Quartermaster says: He’s a Dimocrat dim bulb. He just can’t help it.
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