Get ready to RUMBLE!!! No, it isn’t a joke. Hunter Biden, desperate for relevance and drowning in debt, has challenged Eric and Don Jr to a cage match.

Americans could see a first-of-its-kind fight ​as they prepare to celebrate the country’s 250th independence: a ‌cage match between the sons of a sitting U.S. president, and the son of a former president.

The improbable possibility arose on Thursday when Hunter Biden, son ​of former Democratic President Joe Biden, challenged Republican President Donald Trump’s ​eldest sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, to a fight.

Biden ⁠said he got a call from left-wing social media commentator Andrew ​Callaghan, who told him that he was organizing the match.
“I told him ​I’d do it — 100% in if he can pull it off. And if he can’t, I’m still coming,” he said in a video shared on Callaghan’s ​Channel 5 Instagram.

I can just imagine Don Jr and Eric finding out about this and breaking ribs because they are laughing so hard. 

Especially given that Hunter Biden is so broke now, he’s on the hook for well over $15 million in legal fees to current and previous lawyers. 

Lowell’s firm Winston and Strawn LLP sued Biden in Washington, DC, civil court in June 2025 for breach of contract over the unpaid fees — which Biden said as recently as last December racked up to as much as $15 million for all his legal woes in recent years.

But as of March 2026, Biden and the law firm have been unable to agree on the total amount he owes, prompting a request to the judge to settle the dispute centered on the production of emails and other records memorializing what “portion” of the sum has gone unpaid.

“Neither we nor our client know the ultimate amount owed,” Biden’s new lawyer Barry Coburn acknowledged in court papers filed Monday in DC Superior Court, as the deadline to produce discovery documents was scheduled for April 9.

“Our client is impecunious. We have not engaged a billing consultant or forensic accountant to review the bills, just as we have not engaged an e-discovery vendor. We cannot afford it,” Coburn wrote, adding that the Biden scion now “lives abroad” and is unable to even “pay his current lawyers.”

He, or his wife, has enough money to jaunt back to California to meet up with Dad, Jill and the rest of the family for Easter on the coast. 

📸 Ashley Biden shared this beautiful Biden family photo as they enjoyed Easter dinner together in California.

Who else misses this family? I know I sure the hell do. pic.twitter.com/ctiUX0nVM5

— Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) April 5, 2026

But not enough money to pay his legal fees. As an aside, it really is karma that Abbe Lowell is left holding the bag on Hunter’s legal costs.

The cage match challenge reeks of desperation. A bid to stay relevant? Maybe. But note who he is talking with about setting this challenge up?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hunter Biden just randomly challenged both Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump to a cage match.

Hunter: “Hey guys, Hunter Biden here.
I just got a call from Andrew Callahan. He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 Carnival Tour at the end of the month. I think we… pic.twitter.com/vUcLhLDICV

— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) April 9, 2026

Andrew Callaghan is the podcaster whom Hunter met with and went on foul-mouthed rants last year for several hours. Another question is, will Hunter be paid for his tour of the Southwest? I can see him demanding money for those appearances and the cage match. However, given Hunter’s history, I’d sincerely doubt that, if he was paid, he’d do the responsible thing and pay down his debt. Hunter…responsible?? HA! 

Interesting…

"and foreign business income that largely ended after his father's presidency."

But no, no influence peddling was going on here.

— Rank Badjin (浪・ヴァニェ・イ・夜) (@badjin_rank) April 8, 2026

Yes indeed. Hunter actually admits the gravy train dried up when Dad left office. Quite telling isn’t it?

Yes, the jokes and memes will write themselves. But there’s a deeply sad and troubled component to this as well. 

Hunter Biden has long lived in both his dad and Beau’s shadow. Far too many choices he’s made have been because he grew up being “second” to Beau. Which has led him to where he is today. 

Drowning in debt, trying to get out from under Dad while using his name, and is now trying to bank on the Trump name to gain relevance and perhaps a payday. 

That far behind on child support? https://t.co/nhlX2Iff3h

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 9, 2026

Don Jr and Eric should refuse Hunter’s challenge. Will Democrat operatives like Chris Jackson label them cowards? Of course, because they have yet to take their blinders off. 

Then again, watching the smartest man Joe knows get his clock cleaned in .05 seconds by either Don Jr, or Eric would be quite the chef’s kiss. And if that doesn’t pan out, he could try painting ink blots again.

Feature Photo Credit: Original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click