Portland’s Own “Peace Troubadour” Planning ISIS Peace Concert

Portland’s Own “Peace Troubadour” Planning ISIS Peace Concert

Portland’s Own “Peace Troubadour” Planning ISIS Peace Concert

Here it is early January of 2016 and we already have our first nominee for a “Darwin Award”. The Daily Beast has an article that has to be read to be believed for its straight faced reporting of lines that are pure comedy gold.

Okay, so this James Twyman from, wait for it, Portland, Oregon…yes…is planning a peace prayer concert thing in ISIS controlled Syria. The man calls himself the “Peace Troubadour”. Pompous and pretentious, from the article:

When people say I shouldn’t do this because it will make ISIS mad, I say, ‘If we’re thinking that way, then ISIS has already won,’” he concluded. “There is no way to know what will or will not work, but I don’t think there is anything wrong with having a positive attitude or bringing people together, particularly those who do believe in the power of prayer.

Oh, Mr. Peace Troubadour, we are not worried about ISIS getting mad. Below is Mr. Peace Troubadour singing his sad, coffee house song “Be the Change”. ISIS will kill him for being tedious.

Oh, sweet mercy, where is John Belushi when you need him.

This poor man. This sad, little man. Portland, I am looking at you. They already have a series “Portlandia” making fun of you. Y’all need to close your borders. Seriously, like, have a test or something.

Those of us who have to deal with reality do pray. We pray all the time, Mr. Peace Troubadour. But, we understand that the Islamofascists want us dead. They don’t pray with us or for us. Their sick ideology wants us infidels dead. And, Mr. Peace Troubadour, they have really brutal methods of having infidels “assume room temperature”.

Good luck with your “futile and stupid gesture”, Mr. Peace Troubadour…….

We will be praying for you.

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  • Carol says:

    And at the end of the concert, all the ISIS folks attending can link arms with the Peace Troubadour and sing “Kumbaya.” And peace will finally reign on earth. Sure, it’ll happen.

  • Rick Caird says:

    Well, this will be a self correcting problem. Didn’t one of the ISIS soldiers just kill his own mother for leaving the city?

  • Penny says:

    DAI’SH will take off this guy’s head. One less Keep Portland Weirdiot. But, quite honestly, I truly hope that somebody talks this guy out of doing this crazy thing.

    I live across the Columbia River from Portland…..yeah, they are weird.

  • Toni Williams says:

    God bless you, Penny. You have a front row seat to the weirdness.

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