Ocasio-Herpes: Let’s Take on Global Warming Like we Took on the Nazis

Ocasio-Herpes: Let’s Take on Global Warming Like we Took on the Nazis

Ocasio-Herpes: Let’s Take on Global Warming Like we Took on the Nazis

Remember when I said that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is like the gift that keeps on giving every time she opens her yap? Well, there’s been another Ocasio-Herpes outbreak. Only this time, the Congressional candidate from New York decided to showcase her ignorance about history. Maybe she decided that the spotlight on her economic illiteracy burned a little too brightly?

Democratic congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Friday night said the way the Allied Powers defeated the Nazis during World War II provides a blueprint for how the United States should defeat global warming.



It’s hard to know where to even start with this hot mess.

When we talk about existential threats, the last time we had a really major existential threat in this country was around World War II, so we’ve been here before, and we have a blueprint of doing this before.

An existential threat is a threat to our existence. Russia possesses a sufficient nuclear arsenal to destroy our nation several times over. That’s an existential threat. Russia also has engaged in an active measures campaign to fundamentally change our elections systems, our confidence in our system of government, and the way we analyze and process information. That’s an existential threat.

Nazi Germany was an existential threat to the Jewish population of Europe.

What the hell was the Cold War? Was the threat of mutual assured destruction not an existential one?

But no. We now face an existential threat from weather. Ocasio-Herpes is smoking some seriously good shit!

We had a direct existential threat with another nation and at this time it was Nazi Germany and Axis, who explicitly made the United States as an enemy, and what we did was that we chose to mobilize our entire continent and industrialize our entire continent, and we put hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, to work in defending our shores and defending this country.

I would argue that FDR would have been perfectly happy to sit out the war and didn’t consider Nazi Germany or the other Axis powers an existential threat until Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

So what did we do?

We deployed troops to the Pacific islands, and to North Africa, Italy, and Western Europe. We conducted surface and submarine campaigns against the Axis powers. We sent supplies. We dropped bombs on places like Dresden and nuked the fuck out of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

Our wartime economy swung into action to help support our campaigns, but we lost more than 400,000 military and more than 400,000 civilian personnel in the war and more than 60 million people perished in the conflict.

Is THAT what Ocasio-Herpes wants?

I’m actually having a hard time deciphering this word salad.

She wants to use the same blueprint…

Bomb Germany the weather?

Nuke Japan Mother Nature?

Invade Northern Africa the arctic to glue ice caps back together? Save polar bears?

Sacrifice hundreds of thousands of people at the altar of global warming, forcing them to work day and night to come up with some vague “green technologies?”

Kill millions of people? GO THANOS!

Seriously, what in the furry marsupial ass is she spewing?

Ocasio-Herpes is a perfect cautionary tale about what happens when one drops acid before a public speaking engagement.

Keep going, Neiman-Marxist! Don’t ever stop!

Featured photo courtesy of: Victory Girl Darleen Click

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Marta Hernandez is an immigrant, writer, editor, science fiction fan (especially military sci-fi), and a lover of freedom, her children, her husband and her pets. She loves to shoot, and range time is sacred, as is her hiking obsession, especially if we’re talking the European Alps. She is an avid caffeine and TWD addict, and wants to own otters, sloths, wallabies, koalas, and wombats when she grows up.

1 Comment
  • Joe in PNG says:

    If Occasional-Cortex was in the running for Miss America instead of the US Congress, she would be roundly mocked and humiliated.
    She makes Miss South Carolina Lauren Katlin from years back sound like freaking Henry Kissinger.

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