Nancy Pelosi Needs Polident Immediately

Nancy Pelosi Needs Polident Immediately

Nancy Pelosi Needs Polident Immediately

Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the House, and a very wealthy woman. What on earth was wrong with her mouth during the State of the Union?

Did the Speaker need a spittoon, maybe?


Or did she have Botox injected directly into her gums, and she can’t feel them any longer?


Is she sucking on her dentures?


Nancy Pelosi began trending on Twitter thanks to her mouth’s overactivity and her very strange antics behind the president. She was standing too long after applause lines, and it did not pass unnoticed that she could not look Debra Bissell and her family in the eye while she gave a courtesy clap for their horrible loss.


She was also staring at the transcript of the speech, and the only times she really got excited was for her own caucus, especially cheering on the Democrat women who were wearing white tonight.

We get it, Nancy. You’re bored. You loathe the president. You believe yourself to be his equal. But for the love of all that is holy, get your mouth under control.

I wonder what would happen if we all mailed some Polident or dental floss to the Speaker?

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8 Comments
  • willie says:

    the problem is that she is so used to flapping her gums, she doesn’t know what to do when she has to be silent when she still wants to talk

  • Mark Gist says:

    Pelosi must have been going over the President’s speech, trying to figure out the best times to launch her prepared tweets. Maybe she was reluctant to wear glasses and had to hold the speech up in order to read it. Or maybe she just got lost. Regardless, she was more interested in the printed speech than the real thing which as happening right in front of her.

  • Ralph R Jaeger says:

    Was the irony of wearing white coats lost on these twits? White coats in support of Planned Parenthood, an outfit started by Margaret Sanger, an advocate of eugenics with a policy of using abortion to achieve the means of white races remaining in ascendancy, a policy that earned her much acclaim from the Ku Klux Klan at
    Klan rallys were she often preached. Aaaannnd……. We’re back to Democrats in white coats!

  • Wozzup says:

    In Australia we have a very expressive term for that grimacing, pouting look of disapproval …..the owner is depicted as having “A face like a half sucked mango”. (Visualize it – you will get the idea).

    Which when taken to extremes and becomes a full on pout is known as a “cat’s bum”. (Try visualizing that!)

    That is Pelosi – a cat’s bum with a face like a half sucked mango.

  • a bee ee? says:

    I am reminded of those old SNL Weekend Update segments where Jane Curtin would try to deliver a straight editorial while Chevy Chase would make faces while she wasn’t looking.

    I understand Al Franken did that too–while he was presiding over the Senate, but was never caught on camera for it.

  • G Wilson says:

    Looks like all the relevant tweets have been removed by Twitter.

    Any tweet that criticises a leftist and doesn’t get screenshot is liable to go down the memory hole.

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