Lanny “Lapdog” Davis Leaves Trail Of Slime All Over

Lanny “Lapdog” Davis Leaves Trail Of Slime All Over

Lanny “Lapdog” Davis Leaves Trail Of Slime All Over

Some people will never go away. Clinton Family Fixer Lanny “Lapdog” Davis is back in the news, unfortunately. For some unknown psychotic reason, Trump failed lawyer Michael Cohen hired Davis to defend counsel sell him out arrange his plea deal on a few bogus charges and a couple really serious ones.

An article on “” about Lanny Davis caught my eye. First, you should know that “” is owned by “Univision” and used to be called “”. So, clearly, “” is crazy left. Now, back to the Davis article. The title of the article is “We Just Gonna Sit Here and Act Like Lanny Davis Isn’t a Lifesized Bag of Shit?”. Finally, something we can all agree on, right? We can also agree on this first paragraph:

One of the worst things about the neverending news cycle that is the Trump presidency is the rotating cast of dipshit lawyers from the ‘90s and early aughts who keep popping back into our lives and on our television screens for one reason or another. The latest addition is former Clinton White House counsel Lanny Davis, who has taken up the defense of Donald Trump’s former lawyer and sycophant Michael Cohen.

I would have called Cohen a ratfink, nogoodnik, but the author, Paul Blest has a serious case of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). Lanny Davis does make me think of a “bag of shit”. He also is like a slug that leave behind a trail of slime. Davis makes me think of a line in a song (“You Did It”) from “My Fair Lady”: “Oozing charm from ev’ry pore He oiled his way around the floor.”

More from the article:

In the last 24 hours, Davis has rocketed back into the headlines following his client’s guilty plea, after which he told the Washington Post that Cohen has information to share with Robert Mueller about Trump’s knowledge of a collusion conspiracy. Davis also portrayed his client—a man who once defended Donald Trump by wrongly stating that spousal rape is legal—as a man of conscience who “considers a pardon from somebody who has acted so corruptly as president to be something he would never expect.” On top of that, he started a “Michael Cohen Truth Fund” on GoFundMe—apparently the chosen crowdfunding platform of fired FBI guys and convicted lawyers for the president alike. At this point, the page has already raised over $53,000 out of its $500,000 goal.

Apparently, there are only a few people in the known Universe who haven’t set up a GoFundMe page. Didn’t it used to be bad to take money from strangers. Just asking? My late Marine Dad would kick my behind if I ever did that. And, he could still do it. But, I digress.

Back to the GoFundMe page. Yesterday, on the unfortunate “Megyn Kelly Show”, Lanny Davis made an appeal for donations.

That was so epic. The audience laughs and jeers. What does Lanny Davis do? He insults the audience. Somebody better get Davis that Dale Carnegie book “How to Win Friends and Influence People”. He is a swamp creature and his future is secure. Michael Cohen, on the other hand, is royally screwed. President Trump tweeted some great advice. It was to late to help Michael Cohen.

Too late for Mr. Cohen. He made the mistake of his life when he hitched his wagon to the Clinton Family Lapdog.

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