While Gavin Newsom’s years-long run for President drags on, his other half is making a media splash. But not quite in the way she expected.

No one runs a perpetual presidential campaign quite like the ostensible governor of California, Gavin Newsom. And with the Democrat bench for 2028 serving up warmed-over socialists, commies, and grifters like failed candidate Kamala Harris, French-Laundry Gavin can’t be readily dismissed as the next portside nominee. So, people are beginning to look a bit closer at Jennifer Seibel Newsom. And she’s turning out to be a living, breathing internet meme of Affluent White Female Liberal.

Jennifer Siebel Newsom in a 2022 interview said ‘there’s so much to learn from same sex couples.’

‘We’re all on a spectrum, right? It’s just how society kind of push, pushes us and pressures us into these limiting gender roles,’ she said.

‘The folks on the far right … they’re living in this silo, this evangelical, conservative silo that ultimately is pulling us back as a country to a time and a place where we don’t deserve to be and we’re not going to be,’ Jennifer added.

She claimed that ‘young women and fathers of daughters are awake now, and they’re woke, and they’re not going to let us go back.’

And watching Jennifer speak these lines is even more vapid than the text.

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Jennifer Siebel Newsom — documentary filmmaker, self-described gender activist, and wife of California's governor — went on camera and confirmed the agenda in her own… pic.twitter.com/WTnj1ATnD8

— M.A. Rothman (@MichaelARothman) March 20, 2026

And some part of society hasn’t shaped Jennifer into this Woke Barbie? Who feels, not just that California should be the template for the nation, but that Christians shouldn’t even be allowed to participate what with their backwards siloness or something?

Jennifer choses to label herself First Partner — GoodThink™! Christian female chooses to be a Wife — WrongThink™

Jennifer feelz that the country is not ready for a First Partner … what with not evolving enough from icky Christianity and/or conservatism.

GAVIN NEWSOM’s WIFE: Thinks America Isn’t Ready for Her Title of “FIRST PARTNER”.

Bih please—America’s ready for common sense, not more Bay Area word salad.

Jennifer Siebel Newsom drops this gem: she’s not sure America’s ‘evolved’ enough for ‘First Partner’ if Gavin runs in… pic.twitter.com/YqG2mhIhRX

— Kristin Sokoloff (@ksoklower48) March 22, 2026

I don’t know, but I think Jennifer didn’t have enough Jazz Hands in that piece.

I’m old enough to have lived through the Women’s Lib of the 70s and, I for one, am flipping tired of AWFLs like Jenny who feel they get to dismiss all the women and couples who make choices they feel are right for them whether based on Biblical faith or circumstance.

But hey, being Woke and sleeping with a governor has its perks.

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom is a filmmaker whose documentaries have been seen by millions — but that didn’t happen purely because of talent.

Siebel Newsom leaned on her powerful hubby and his education board to push preachy flicks about “toxic masculinity” into classrooms, casting her husband as an enlightened Democratic savior — all while raking in up to $300,000 annually through her nonprofit, The Representation Project, and for-profit outfit Girls Club Entertainment.

“I turned the lens on boys and men and looked at the boy crisis in America and how we were failing our boys and men with this sort of rigid notion of toxic masculinity,” Siebel Newsom said about one of her films in an interview.

Oh yeah … we’re all on a spectrum and everyone should be free to choose, except for you guys over there with traditional or Christian toxic ideas about masculinity and femininity.

Let me finish with one more clip of the woman who believes she’ll share the Oval Office with Gavin …

Deep thoughts by First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom. pic.twitter.com/t9YZ56mNDl

— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 20, 2026

It’s like a cross between Mamdani and Kamala. Isn’t she special?

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click