Iran Blames Israel For Stealing Clouds [VIDEO]

Iran Blames Israel For Stealing Clouds [VIDEO]

Iran Blames Israel For Stealing Clouds [VIDEO]

Otherwise known as “how the Jews control the weather, part 2.”

Iran has a lack of drinking water in the city of Khoramshahr. And the citizens took to the streets to riot about it last weekend. The authorities reacted, and civilians were killed. How many, we will probably never know.

This is one of those instances where Twitter is excessively useful for getting messages and video out into the public eye.

Well, an Iranian general has said he knows why there’s a water shortage. Wait for it….

An Iranian general on Monday accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic Republic, alleging his country was facing cloud “theft,” before being contradicted by the nation’s weather chief.

“The changing climate in Iran is suspect,” Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization told a press conference, semi-official ISNA news agency reported.

“Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,” Jalali was quoted as saying, insisting results from an Iranian scientific study “confirm” the claim.

“Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,” he said.

“On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft,” Jalali added, citing a survey showing that, above 2,200 meters (7,218 feet), all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran.

That’s right! When in doubt, blame the Jews! Works every time, right? Even for the weather! Just ask Washington DC councilman Trayon White!

So, General Jalali decided to just go with Councilmember White’s theory.

About that

Iran’s own meteorological service struck a skeptical note, however.

General Jalali “probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds,” said the head of Iran’s meteorological service Ahad Vazife, quoted by ISNA.

“Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran,” Vazife said.

“Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions,” he added, in apparent reference to Jalali’s claims.

Oh, and there’s this…

That horrible Israel! Trying to actually help out Iran with their water supply problems…. oh. Well, so much for that narrative.

We know exactly why the Iranian government is ignoring the Israeli government’s offer. It’s easier for them to blame the Jews, than actually work with them to get their people clean water. If the riots continue, I hope that President Trump will back up the protesters as he did before.

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  • GWB says:

    It’s the Rosensteins! Errr, the Rosenblums! No, no, the Rothschilds! Yeah, that’s it, the Rothschilds!

    So, is it Iranians running the water service in California? Is that why they can’t seem to do things innovative like recycle waste water? Instead, it’s “you can’t water your lawn AND shower, you miscreants!”

    (You know, all it takes is a nuke plant, and you can both recycle waste water and desalinate seawater. Salty, radioactive poo might not be a great fertilizer, but it’s gotta be better than what San Francisco is dealing with.)

  • Scott says:

    Well, can’t expect any more than that from Iranian “leadership”… the generals are in place for their loyalty, not their intelligence… but the ebonics speaking DC councilman is probably sadly VERY representative of his district… one more reason we should have a literacy test to vote and hold office…

  • Jim says:

    I guess that explains the drought in Cape Town, South Africa and other places too: the Jews’ reach and power obviously extends all the way into the Southern hemisphere as well as to the tops of mountains. Given that, it would seem sensible for the Iranians and others who are in conflict with Israel to be very careful as clearly the power of the Israeli State to inflict damage beyond the borders is massive. Obviously Iranian military leaders are not too smart; maybe the general’s helmet is too tight?

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