President Donald Trump is the World Champion Troll Master. Every day in every way. If you had any doubts at all, Illinois Governor JB Pritzker attempted to troll Trump and his renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America by announcing that Lake Michigan would not be called Lake Illinois. Oh, and Pritzker is going to annex Green Bay, as Trump joked about annexing Canada. I hope Trump was joking, we don’t need Canada. We could help them, a lot, but we, the whole country, have to rearrange our sock drawers.

We got wind of this lame attempt from Not The Bee. Pritzker like the rest of The Left can’t meme or troll. Here is the Illinois Governor:

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois. pic.twitter.com/irh7UtwEOe

— JB Pritzker (@JBPritzker) February 7, 2025

That’s just sad. It’s not ironic or wry. It’s just pitiful. Moni, who I follow on X had a great comment:

Hey Porky, you’re never going to out-Trump Trump. You’re trying way too hard and you look foolish doing it.

— Moni (@MoniFunGirl) February 8, 2025

That’s right. Never, ever ever try to play to someone else’s strength. Not that I think JB Pantload has any significant strengths. According to Wikipedia his strengths are: “legalizing recreational cannabis, expanding abortion rights, and managing the Covid 19 Pandemic.” Badly. According to Illinois Policy.org:

Illinois job growth severely lagged the national average when Pritzker took office in 2019, before COVID-19 pandemic shutdowns drove unemployment to unprecedented levels. Using emergency powers, Pritzker exacerbated pandemic job losses by shuttering businesses statewide with varying degrees of success at limiting virus transmission.

Pritzker’s shutdowns permanently closed 35% of Illinois’ small businesses just one year into the pandemic. Two years later, the state is still missing 11.1% of those businesses while the number of small businesses increased 3.1% nationally.

These orders disparately impacted Illinois restaurants and bars, which were the second last to reopen in the nation. School closures also lead to women leaving the workforce at nearly three times the rate of comparable dads with children. Both women and minorities lagged the job recovery rate of white males in Illinois.

Even now, after pandemic protocols have been lifted by the governor’s decree, Illinois has one of the worst job recovery rates in the nation. In fact, the state is still missing 1 in 10 jobs lost at the onset of COVID-19 and reported the weakest month of job growth in September in more than a year. Illinois does have the 19th highest vaccination rate in the county.

Pathetic. Five months ago, just before the election, JB Pantload said that the only thing Donald Trump is rich in is “stupidity”.

If I had made that video in October, I wouldn’t be trying to match wits with Donald Trump now, because, obviously, Pritzker is WITLESS.

Given that AG Pam Bondi has gone after NY Governor Kathy Hochul, if I were JB Pritzker I would keep my head down. Just a reminder:

Did you know that 4 of Illinois’ past 10 governors went to prison?

Perhaps it would be wise of their current governor, JB Pritzker, not to provoke AG Pam Bondi on his Sanctuary State policy and his resistance to working with ICE.

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— David Joe May (@TheGrayRider) February 15, 2025

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