I know that most of you aren’t weirdos who sit and watch Congressional Committee Hearings, like I do. Today’s hearing featuring Special Counsel Robert Hur was standard operating procedure hearing. Allegedly, the hearing was supposed to be about Hur’s investigation into the documents held by Joe Biden in various and sundry locations. Each side played their usual parts. Trump is bad. Biden is good. Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff were their usual gruesome selves. BUT, Eric Swalwell was the most gruesome of them all.

The Judiciary Committee Hearing covering Robert Hur’s final report into the documents Joe Biden kept all over Hell and half of Delaware went exactly as you expect. Ranking Member Nadler and Congressweenies Adam Schiff, Zoe Lofgren and Jamie Raskin behaved exactly like the naked, dark-dwelling, blind mole rats they resemble. Hur resigned from the Department of Justice earlier this week and made clear than he would not answer speculative questions or go outside the four corners of the Hur Report. That didn’t stop the Democrats from using the report to get Hur to speculate on that evil beast, Donald Trump.

“Nads” Nadler opened his share of the Hur hearing with this compilation of Trump’s verbal gaffes. As if, right?

BREAKING: Representative Jerry Nadler made a highlight reel of all the times Donald Trump had mental gaffes. Retweet to ensure all Americans know Trump is losing his cognitive abilities. pic.twitter.com/XARHmJcgOX

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) March 12, 2024

“Shifty” Schiff could not be more weaselly or oily in his questions to Hur:

Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., picked up where his fellow Democrat Rep. Hank Johnson left off, accusing Hur of shading his report with his own “personal, prejudicial, subjective opinion of the president when you knew it would be amplified by his political opponent.”

“You were not born yesterday,” Schiff said. “You understood exactly what you were doing.”

A visibly agitated Hur — taking deep breaths, raising his voice, and attempting to speak over Schiff — fired back, saying, What you are suggesting is that I shape, sanitize, omit portions of my reasoning and explanations to the attorney general for political reasons–”

“No, I suggest that you not shape your report for political reasons and that’s what you did,” Schiff shot back.

“That did not happen, Congressman,” Hur replied. “That did not happen.”

Pitiful pissant.

But Eric Swalwell went racist on Hur. As if being Korean was germane to his work at the Department of Justice. At the beginning of his testimony, Hur only brought up his Korean heritage in relation to his family being proud to be here.

Insinuating that Trump wants to block LEGAL immigration. Swalwell is a piece of pissant excrement:

WATCH: Congressman Eric Swalwell uses his time to bash Trump and falsely state that Trump wants to stop legal immigration and tries to get Special Counsel Hur to condemn Trump and he’s having none of it!

“I’m not here to talk about Trump, I’m here to talk about this report… pic.twitter.com/D3vNXJMaXt

— Travis (@Travis_in_Flint) March 12, 2024

Truth!

WATCH: Congressman Eric Swalwell uses his time to bash Trump and falsely state that Trump wants to stop legal immigration and tries to get Special Counsel Hur to condemn Trump and he’s having none of it!

“I’m not here to talk about Trump, I’m here to talk about this report… pic.twitter.com/D3vNXJMaXt

— Travis (@Travis_in_Flint) March 12, 2024

Finally, Fartwell tried to get Hur to promise to not accept a position in any future Trump Administration:

Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell — who was removed from the House Intelligence Committee over his relationship with a Chinese spy — says Special Counsel Hur can't be credible unless he refuses to accept a non-existent presidential appointment pic.twitter.com/9nV2RpOqij

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 12, 2024

I almost, kinda, sorta think Pramila Jayapal kinda, sorta can’t be worse.

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