We know, Dylan Mulvaney, this. Dylan Mulvaney, that. Why are we giving Dylan Mulvaney any attention at all?
Because Dylan Mulvaney is a sick, delusional MAN with major endorsements. We have discussed these endorsements in previous posts. One of these partnerships is Nike and their oh-so-comfortable sports bras (for men):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQkMeyQUKxU
In typical Dylan Mulvaney fashion, he claps back at his critics. How dare feminist and true FEMALE athletes criticize his “running like a girl” in a sports bra and athletic pants. They don’t understand the plight, the pain, he is going through. Mulvaney took to his platform of choice, TikTok to sing a song. Here we go with the showtunes. Dylan Mulvaney sang No One Is Alone from the Broadway musical Into The Woods.
Mother cannot guide you
Now you’re on your own
Only me beside you
Still, you’re not alone
No one is alone, truly
No one is aloneSometimes people leave you
Halfway through the wood
Others may decieve you
You decide what’s good
You decide alone
But no one is alone.”-No One Is Alone, Into The Woods
Truth is, they don’t want mother (or father, for that matter) to guide the utterly confused. They want a community of like-minded, delusional folk to lead the utterly confused down the dark path in the wilderness. Others may deceive you? You decide what’s good? Really, Dylan? Who is deceiving who? And sometimes you deciding “what’s good” is not the best option. But, go ahead. Carry on…lyrics, please…
Mother isn’t here now
Wrong things, right things
Who knows what she’d say?
Who can say what’s true?”--No One Is Alone, Into The Woods
Wrong things, right things. You claiming to be a “girl” and talking about Nike sports bras supporting your hormone-induced mosquito bites you call boobs is WRONG. You doing tampon tutorials is also WRONG. What’s true? You STILL have that Y chromosome, Dylan. You still have an Adam’s Apple. You. Are. A. Man. This, we can say is the God’s honest TRUTH.
Truly
You move just a finger
Say the slightest word
Something’s bound to linger
Be heard”--No One Is Alone, Into The Woods
I know it’s Easter Sunday and I should be refraining from obscenities but I’m moving my middle fingers towards you right now, Dylan. This delusional GUY wants to be HEARD as a “Woman”? I have two words to say. They are not Happy Birthday. They are not Happy Easter. They are not Kate Spade.
People make mistakes
Holding to their own
Thinking they’re alone
Honor their mistakes
Fight for their mistakes
Everybody makes
One another’s terrible mistakesWitches can be right
Giants can be good
You decide what’s right
You decide what’s good”--No One Is Alone, Into The Woods
By the “people making mistakes”, my guess is Dylan Mulvaney thinks those making the mistakes are us for judging HIM and HIS tribe so harshly. The trans community must honor our mistakes, I suppose. We’re ignorant and don’t know what we are talking about, apparently when we say hormones can cause irreparable damage to kids. We’re ignorant and don’t know what we are talking about when we quote non-disputable scientific facts.
TikTok took it away but there is a clip of Dylan Mulvaney singing “No One is Alone” somewhere buried and it’s so beautiful and while I don’t know much about her, I vote she goes in as Cinderella in Into the Woods sometime. ❤️️⚧️
— Hannah Marie Robbins (they/she) (@drhannahrobbins) March 18, 2023
They/she (Botched-up English language for $200?) thinks Dylan should be Cinderella. Oh, boy. (Yes, I said BOY.) But yes, dress Dylan up as Cinderellie. He won’t even need to tuck in his bulge because it’s “normal”. After all, he decides what’s right and good. It’s all about the feels.
Femininity is a treasure to protect and defend, not an object to possess and pervert. Someone who loves Dylan Mulvaney should tell him that.”–Hans Fiene, The Federalist
Ain’t that the truth? But Dylan is too busy living his truth.
It’s hard to see the light right now. This song felt fitting for the week I have been having. All is well. Cheers.”-Dylan Mulvaney
The inspirational Dylan Mulvaney (sniffle, sniffle) finds it “hard” to see the light right now. So many people picking on this poor, wanna-be “girl”. It’s hard to see the light when you are living your best life of being outright obnoxious and living so deeply in the fantasy forest, for sure. In fact, the only “light” I am convinced that Dylan Mulvaney is capable of seeing are the many cans of Bud Light he will be drinking. There’s (not a) tear in my (real) beer and I’m (not crying) for you, Dear Dylan. You are a delusional, fame-hungry, sissy with a mental disorder. Cheers.
Feature Photo Credit: TikTok Screen shot of Bud Light can w/Mulvaney face via Twitter, cropped and modified
Lisa Carr wrote, “Because Dylan Mulvaney is a sick, delusional MAN with major endorsements.”
No, Mr Mulvaney is a male, but he’s most certainly not a man.
Actually, I have become convinced that he isn’t really ‘transgender,’ but some sort of performance ‘artist’ with this outrageous parody as his shtick. No one could possibly believe that his behavior has anything to do with how real girls behave.
SFC D says: He’s a transgender Pee Wee Herman. A man playing a role, a caricature. He’s no more a woman than Milton Berle in a dress was. At least Milton was funny.
GWB says: It’s hard to see the light right now.
Yes, when you walk in the darkness.
I vote she goes in as Cinderella in Into the Woods sometime
I vote she play the wolf in Red Riding Hood. Because that’s what she is – a predator in Grannie’s clothing.
You decide what’s right
You decide what’s good
Yeah, that has worked out so well for civilizations throughout time. It’s the verse that gets repeated over and over in the book of Judges:
And the people of Israel did what was evil in the sight of the Lord and served the Baals.
Or, as it’s put in Jeremiah:
have stubbornly followed their own hearts
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