Bill and Hillary Clinton have been out campaigning for Kamala Harris. And whew, boy, are they bringing back the nineties vibes. Bill is out there complimenting women’s looks, and Hillary screeching and calling everybody a Nazi. What a pair those two are.

In a chance to bring you some levity during these dark political times, allow me to lampoon on one of America’s most infamous couples. Plus, they are an easy target; come on! They put themselves out there, so why not.

Bill Clinton, who is nearly 80 years old, apparently hasn’t lost his lust for the opposite sex. He was in Arizona yelping for Kamala when he decided to comment on the Senate races in the Grand Canyon State. Oh, and he had to comment on how attractive Kari Lake is, too.

Former President Bill Clinton complimented Arizona Republican Senate candidate Kari Lake’s looks while describing Vice President Kamala Harris as “extremely vulnerable” during campaign stops in the swing state Wednesday.

Clinton, 78, was commenting on the race between Lake and Rep. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.) – comparing it to Harris’ contest against former President Donald Trump – when he made the bizarre remark.

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“You got a person [Gallego] that grew up under sometimes challenging circumstances, who made something of his life, running against someone [Lake] who is physically attractive but believes that politics is a performance art,” the 42nd president added.

– New York Post

Bless his heart, he just can’t help himself, can he?

Bill and Hillary

As Bill ages, he is less likely to hide his obsession. That, or the older he gets, the more charming he thinks he becomes with the dirty old man disposition. Either way, as time passes, people seem increasingly forgiving of The Comeback Kid.

Kari Lake had a response for Slick Willie.

Kari Lake’s response to Bill Clinton trying to flirt with her publicly is BRUTAL

“I thought I was a little too old for him. Doesn’t he like interns?

Bill got rejected quicker than a liberal man’s debit card. pic.twitter.com/eaX4GDQFCd

— George (@BehizyTweets) October 24, 2024

Get ’em Kari!

And in Hillary style, while Bill is off gawking over the ladies, she’s going on Kaitlan Collins’s show on CNN, calling everyone Nazis.

The woman is actually saying that Donald J. Trump is reenacting a 1939 Nazi rally. And she claims that Trump is unhinged? Get a freakin’ grip Hill.

Bill is out there goofing off and perhaps having fun. And the liberals give him a pass for all of his toxic masculinity recklessness (their words, not mine). So while Bill is out there complimenting Kari Lake and telling on Ethel Kennedy’s flirtatious proclivities with him, Hillary is going on television to display her full-on meltdowns over Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton just called anyone who is attending Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden this weekend a “NAZI”

Which means…

➡️ HILLARY HERSELF is a Nazi for attending a U2 concert there a few years back

➡️ Her husband Bill Clinton is a Nazi, as he was literally NOMINATED… https://t.co/oAoUqN0ATp pic.twitter.com/cMoqmVVTyp

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) October 25, 2024

It’s time for both Clintons to hang it up, ride off into the sunset, surrender the sword, engage in a complete withdrawal from politics, or whatever other euphemism you’d like to insert here. But man, I’d sure miss their propensity for the buffoonery.

But I have a feeling that once politicians like the Clintons leave the stage, future up-and-coming Democrats are going to fall all the way into the dark and gloomy bottomless pit of despair. There will be nothing to laugh at then.

11 more days, ya’ll, 11 more days.

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