Just two more weeks of Joe Biden as president. TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

Donald Trump was re-elected on November 5th, and in the two months since then, Jill Biden and the White House staff have been on quite a last-minute spree of clemency, medals, and vacations. It’s obvious that everyone around Joe has been enjoying one last power flex before having to give it back to Trump. And it’s also obvious that Joe Biden has very much not been the driving force behind many of the things coming from the White House recently, if ever. The only thing we can know for certain is that “Pop” insisted on pardoning his degenerate dick of a son himself, though he probably left the writing of the excuse for his many lies about it to others.

It’s also becoming increasingly obvious that the tell-all books that will be spawned out of the last four years of having a meat puppet as president are going to be epic. At this point, Joe Biden can’t remember what he said ten seconds ago. On Sunday afternoon, Biden was at the podium to give a brief speech after signing the Social Security Fairness Act, where he invited a 17 year old named Eliseo Jimenez to come up on stage, noting the teenager’s support for the bill. After saying his name multiple times, Biden then asked everyone to sing “Happy Birthday” to him – and then blanked on the first name of the teenager he is holding uncomfortably close. But after the song, Joe could suddenly remember his name again! Or he just kept up on the lines on the teleprompter.

I guess we should be grateful that Joe Biden can still remember all the words to “Happy Birthday,” when Kamala Harris can’t remember how the Pledge of Allegiance is supposed to go.

Kamala Harris just screwed up the pledge. pic.twitter.com/LTXs15NfsO

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) January 3, 2025

But of the two of them, Joe Biden is clearly the worse off. Kamala may have better cognitive skills, but fewer IQ points to begin with. Joe Biden was at least bright enough to steal lines from other people, sleazy enough to make sure that his family benefited from his FIFTY YEARS in public office, and made it all the way to the Oval Office only to be shoved off the ticket when it became obvious he couldn’t remember anything any longer. And oh boy, is he BITTER. And after the remarks, he had some time with the press in the East Room. Here is how one “journalist” framed what happened.

.@POTUS @JoeBiden spoke to reporters in the East Room and said he thought it was awful that @realDonaldTrump is trying to do away with U.S. birthright citizenship. He said the transition appeared to be going smoothly and said he did not want Jan. 6 to be “rewritten.” Asked if he…

— Jeff Mason (@jeffmason1) January 5, 2025

Jeff Mason, who writes for Reuters, published a piece on the meeting with journalists that expanded on his tweet.

Speaking to reporters at the White House, Biden said the transition to Trump’s government seemed to be going smoothly, though he said he thought there was a problem with Trump’s team internally related to the handover.

Asked ahead of the anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol whether he still thought Trump was a threat to democracy, Biden said he thought what Trump did was a “genuine threat to democracy.”

Trump falsely claimed he had won the 2020 election and urged his supporters to go to the Capitol that day.

“It should not be rewritten,” Biden said about Jan. 6. “I don’t think it should be forgotten.”

Biden said white supremacy was one of many threats to the United States.

“We are the most extensive multicultural nation in the world. It’s the reason why we’re so strong. It’s the reason why we’re who we are,” Biden said.

Trump told NBC last month he plans to take executive action on his first day in office to try to end birthright citizenship, which confers citizenship on anyone born in the U.S. regardless of their parents’ immigration status.

“The idea we’re going to change a constitutional birthright – if you’re born in the country … you’re not a citizen? What’s going on?” Biden said.

Biden, a Democrat, criticized Trump, a Republican, for encouraging lawmakers not to vote for a bipartisan immigration bill Biden supported to strengthen border enforcement. “It’s ridiculous. It’s ridiculous,” Biden said.

Well, it seems that Jeff Mason left something out of his story that Fox News reporter Lucas Tomlinson did not. And there is video of it.

Biden, who said last week that Trump needs to learn “decency”, snaps at reporters at the White House:

“I might be the oldest president, but I know more world leaders than any one of you have ever met in your whole goddamn life!” pic.twitter.com/qdsdlwUlZM

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) January 5, 2025

Yeah, remember that time when Jimmy Carter died and Joe Biden decided to lecture us all on “decency” and stuff? You know, last week? Good times, huh? Maybe someone should ask Joe if he remembers that little lecture. (Spoiler alert: he doesn’t.) But how strange that the mainstream media is still willing to take the yelling and abuse from Joe Biden, even though they have no incentive to keep protecting him! Why, it’s almost like they were in on the cover-up the whole time!

We have had to watch this very angry and very senile old man pretend to be president for the last two months after the election, but the anger and senility is nothing new for Joe Biden. We have seen it all the way through his presidency, but it probably reached its peak when he responded to Special Counsel Robert Hur calling him “an elderly man with a poor memory” by lashing out and forgetting things during his remarks to the press. And that was only last February! Joe Biden is clearly having a hard time coping with his age and his loss of faculties, as so many elderly people do as dementia begins to set in. There is a hard period of time when people realize that they are forgetting things, and they lash out in anger and fear because they have enough awareness to know what is happening. Joe Biden just had another one of those moments, but they are becoming fewer as time passes. Eventually, he will just forget to be angry, because he will forget what he was angry about. And this is the guy still invested with the power of presidency for the next two weeks.

In our country’s history, we have already changed the timeframe for Inauguration Day once via the 20th Amendment, ratified in 1933, to move it from March to January. Ninety years later, technology and travel have both changed to such a degree that this two and a half month wait is increasingly antiquated. Perhaps it is time to look at it again, in order to limit the amount of time an outgoing administration has to mess with or block the plans of a successor of the opposite party – but only after election security is properly addressed. Meanwhile, we have two more weeks of this to wait through. Hold on, everyone, and pray Joe Biden lives through it.

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