More investigative journalism at its best from Reuters. This time, Reuters focuses on Girl Scount-turned-Antifa-Comrade, Nicole Armbruster. Why? Because Reuters wants readers to know that “Antifa is more than just punching Nazis in the face”.

Bet you couldn’t live without that little PSA, could ya? More from Reuters:

Antifa, short for “anti-fascist,” achieved a mythic and mysterious stature in Trump’s America, serving as a whipping boy for the president and his supporters. The far-right Proud Boys organization often defined itself by its opposition to Antifa, portraying its foe as a dark and dangerous enemy.

In reality, Antifa is not a well-structured organization, but rather a loosely organized, secretive movement of like-minded far-left activists. There are no leaders, no hierarchy and no formal membership. Instead, the activists organize in small units called “affinity groups.”

They say their aim is to confront those they see as racist and fascist, with the activists employing anything from social media campaigns to public protests to street violence against their adversaries.”-Aram Roston, Reuters

Calm down, Trumpians. Antifa is just an idea, man. But, according to this article, Antifa has become the “whipping boy” for the (former) president and his supporters? What about the blanket statement uttered by Antifa that all Trump supporters were Nazi, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, self-centered bigots? Alas, Nicole Armbruster arrives on the scene after talking to her fellow Antifa comrades and her lawyer to grant Reuters this interview.

Antifa Armbruster was a Girl Scout as a youngster and came from a well-heeled family. Of course she did. Upon graduating high school, Armbruster went on to St. Lawrence University, where engaged as an activist while a global studies major. Of course, she did. How much per year can one expect to pay in tuition at St. Lawrence University, a liberal arts college in a quaint little town just south of the Canadian border? Try $75 grand a year to include room and board, class dues and fees.

Just another little rich girl living on the dole, accomplishing nothing while supporters/reporters tell her she’s great.

— Carol Davenport (@cjbama) August 25, 2021

Oh, but there’s so much more to the story of bored rich kid, Nicole Armbruster. Read on to learn about some of her first experiences as an Antifa “activist”:

“The police just opened up front with tear gas, I was a teenager, and after your first time when you experience this, you’re like, ‘Holy s#it! I gotta get myself ready.’ ”-Nicole Armbruster

I taking a stand against the KKK and anyone who flies around a swastika flag. But clearly, none of the classes Antifa Armbruster’s $75K-a-year college education highlighted which party was at the root of the Ku Klux Klan movement in its infancy. Oh, the inconvenient truths leftists blatantly ignore!

Before Nicole went full-on nomadic lifestyle and Antifa, she was a Girl Scout camp counselor. Oh, yay. Sign the kiddies up for day camp with the angry, white, rich lady who has never held a legit J-O-B in her almost 40 years on this earth! Just kidding. It’s too late, wanna-be woke birthing persons of the gender of the day. Antifa Armbruster now lives in a trailer and travels with a 70 year-old former IT administrator and construction worker. She also recently bought a batch of land in a barren desert area of Arizona. Wait. She bought land? She owns a car, a trailer and property? Isn’t all of this part of the spoils of filthy Capitalism that Antifa THUGS protest on the regular? I mean, these are “warriors” trying to make the world a better place, right? Just look at our cities in the Pacific Northwest:

The Reuters piece attempts to humanize the former Girl Scout, turned liberal arts major, turned triathlete, turned camp counselor, turned “anarchist street warrior”. The article is even entitled “American Antifa”. Nicole Armbruster is an all-American woman who is a warrior for a far-left mission. Reuters would not utter the words “far-left”, though they mention “far-right” many times in this piece.

“Antifa has become, like, the boogeyman.”-Nicole Armbruster

The big, bad “boogeyman” who beats up innocent people for carrying the American flag, American Antifa. The “boogeyman” who has torched and threw rocks through buildings and transformed our cities into first-world, apocalyptic sh#tholes. The “boogeyman” that some city mayors fear and capitulate to, only to bring on more corruption and destruction…right, Teddy Wheeler?

But wait, hold up…

She speaks the language of revolution. Her allies are ‘comrades,’ the police ‘pigs,’ and far-right protesters ‘Nazis’ or “the fash,” for fascists.”-Aram Roston, Reuters

Sorry, Aram. You lost me at calling this the language of a revolution. But, keep on speaking the language of that “revolution”, you crazy journalist puppets of the left. FYI, Americans: Reuters wants you to know: Antifa is soooooo much more than punching a Nazi in the face!

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