Good grief, what version of Kamala Harris are we on now? How many times is she going to reinvent herself or her image? Now we have to contend with a first-name-only Kamala because it’s cool.

Since the Democrats are now about image and persona instead of policy and substance, we will have to address this issue.

In yet another attempt to make Kamala popular with her own base, we are dragging in Obama-esque cues and props.

A lot of people are desperate to recreate the ‘08 magic, and I think this is the best and saddest example of that https://t.co/xHbO50hfru

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) August 16, 2024

And now I guess we’ll be on a first-name basis with her, too. Cher, Beyonce, and Madonna move over. We’ve got Kamala, baby, and you’d better learn how to pronounce it correctly, too, you racist.

“We are not going back.” These words from Kamala Harris summarize the moment we are in, and in order not to go back, we must go FORWARD! While we have not achieved all the goals we might be seeking, we are making progress – all in the face of expanding threats and regressive political adversaries. – ObeyGiant.com

I’d like to ask what we are not going back to. To the days when the grocery store didn’t rob you of every last dime just so you could attempt to feed your family? Or back to when you earned your career by merit and knowledge? Or when you had the freedom of speech without being put into some made-up so-called hate group? You don’t want to return to when the country wasn’t divided into a million little pieces?

But forget all of the times Kamala showed her true self. Whether that be her low IQ or her flip-flop rhetoric on environmental issues, healthcare, and the border. We now have, in name only K-A-M-A-L-A!

Do you know her current ideas and policies for America if she gets in the White House? No, no, you don’t. Why? Because her campaign has taken to pimping out her new-newfound identity version 2.3 and leaving out any real significant messaging she may have if she becomes President.

Instead, we get long, ridiculous articles from Politico about her using her first name only because it relates to the people. Give me a break.

Sure, she gets out in front of a crowd and repeats campaign slogans and soundbites that might sound good and decent – like Trump’s idea about No Taxes On Tips. She is only doing this to convince her base that she is a moderate or centrist who will unify the country and move us forward with fresh ideas for the American people.

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While saying nothing, she is trying to distance herself from old man Joe.

The result is a campaign run entirely on style over substance since Harris took the Democratic mantle from Biden last month.

And Democratic campaign operatives warn that she risks voters catching on — and realizing she’s selling only cynical political opportunism.

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“She’s going to almost exclusively look at a voter like a consumer — and sell, sell, sell!” the aide quipped.

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At the same time, Harris, 59, is also seemingly rejecting a host of her own progressive pet projects that she touted during her failed 2020 presidential bid — including support for Medicare for All, banning fracking and legalizing illegal immigration. – The New York Post

Any time the polls flutter, Kamala comes out with another flip-flip or some new version of herself. Will the real Kamala Harris please stand up?

The Flip-Flop Style of Kamala

First, she’s for a mandatory gun buyback program. Then she’s not?

And yes, she will absolutely ban fracking. Wait, no, she’s against that now.

She was for decriminalizing border crossers. When asked this question, she raised her hand with affirmation on a debate stage that she would decriminalize crossing the border into America. But now she says she is strong on the border, and one must earn one’s way to citizenship.

Kamala said she is going to eliminate private insurance. Oh-snap, no, she simply misunderstood the question.

The American people should not trust this woman with the keys to anything.

Time Magazine can’t get enough of one of the new versions of the Kamala persona, either. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the reintroduction of Kamala Harris sprawl:

The soundtrack suggested a Beyoncé concert. The light-up bracelets evoked the Eras Tour. And the exuberant crowd—more than 14,000 strong, lining up in the rain—resembled the early days of Barack Obama. Inside a Philadelphia arena on Aug. 6, Vice President Kamala Harris was greeted with a kind of reception a Democratic presidential candidate hasn’t gotten in years. Fans packed into overflow spaces, waving homemade signs made of glitter and glue as drumlines roared. When Harris introduced her new running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, the cheering lasted more than a minute. – Time

Gross.

Boy, the lengths that the media will go to get their candidate elected is nauseating.

Nice try, Kamala, but we all see the desperation and hopelessness on your face.

Feature Image: Original artwork by Victory Girls Darleen Click