Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) is preparing for 2028 and feminist fun by retrieving her eggs and jettisoning her fiancé. You can only do egg retrieval in the Green Room so many times. Riley Roberts, her whiter than white fiancé, no longer served a purpose and had to get lost. Running for President or Senate, we don’t know, but Miss Ocasio Cortez has her sights set on bigger things.
Everything about AOC is calculated and performative. Most women deal with reproductive issues quietly. Like everything else that can be used for advantage, Alexandria gave a whole interview about egg retrieval, as our Nina told you. She doesn’t do any of this for herself, tut tut. She does it for the betterment of all women. AOC leads the way because she IS that badass.
Our Mandy from Salon has noticed and wants you to know how stunning and brave AOC is compared to us poor MAGAts. From the Salon article, “AOC exposes MAGA’s motherhood hypocrisy”:
So when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Instagram recently to announce she is freezing her eggs, surely MAGA was resoundingly grateful to her for carrying forward this pro-baby message, right? Not quite. As the 36-year-old New York Democrat was no doubt aware would happen, MAGA commentators lashed out at her for preserving her ability to have kids in the future. Christian right commentator Allie Beth Stuckey said she was “selfish.” Podcast host Matt Walsh called Ocasio-Cortez’s choice “backwards and ridiculous.” The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway argued that the congresswoman’s video was a “sad public performance/display of unnecessarily unwise decision making.”
Everything Miss Alexandria does is curated and performative. MAGA women are not perfect, but we tend to “just get on with it“. We are more like Caroline Leavitt. Here is more irritating claptrap from Mandy:
In the MAGAsphere, it’s not enough for a woman to want motherhood. If she doesn’t give up her career and even her personal happiness in the process of making babies, it doesn’t count. Being pregnant isn’t enough. Conservatives also seem to require the “barefoot” and “in the kitchen” parts of the traditional job description.
As bad as you think it might be, the interior life of a Liberal Woman is even worse. What kind of monkey poo are Liberal Women trying to sell? The Handmaid’s Tale Redux.
Everything is about the performance for AOC from the beginning:
This deserves more attention: Justice Democrats ran a public audition for candidates in 2016, got 10, 000 nominations, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez/AOC’s brother Gabriel submitted hers while she was working out of a restaurant, and Justice Democrats' own promotional video and… pic.twitter.com/l8Z1Z7WjqN
— Tali Gillette (@TaliGillette) August 11, 2026
Has it really only been ten years? It feels much longer. I bet it sure felt like a long time for poor Riley Roberts. Poor putz. The ginger has been with Miss Alexandria for 15 years but he no longer fits the remit. Roberts is too White and doesn’t seem to be motivated AT ALL.
From
This deserves more attention: Justice Democrats ran a public audition for candidates in 2016, got 10, 000 nominations, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez/AOC’s brother Gabriel submitted hers while she was working out of a restaurant, and Justice Democrats' own promotional video and… pic.twitter.com/l8Z1Z7WjqN — Tali Gillette (@TaliGillette) August 11, 2026 ” target=”_blank”>People Magazine
Ocasio-Cortez and Roberts first met as teens during undergrad at Boston University before the two got engaged in 2022, according to a September 2022 GQ profile. The left-wing congresswoman confirmed the news in May of that year, responding to a post on X about her engagement by writing, “It’s true! Thank you all for the well wishes.”
“I feel like I won the men lottery in my life,” Ocasio-Cortez told GQ.
“We got engaged last month in my family’s hometown in Puerto Rico,” Ocasio-Cortez told a Business Insider reporter at the time. “No future details yet, we’re taking some space to savor this time before diving into planning.”
Friends have described Roberts as a steady source of private support for Ocasio-Cortez while largely staying out of the spotlight as her political profile grew. The couple briefly split at one point before eventually reconciling, according to the 2022 biography Take Up Space: The Unprecedented AOC.
Ocasio-Cortez, first elected to Congress in 2018, has since emerged as one of the Democratic Party’s most prominent progressive voices. Despite her growing national profile, she has largely kept her relationship with Roberts away from the public eye.
Roberts outlived his usefulness to Ocasio Cortez and that is why she dumped him two years ago. She needs a macho man from Puerto Rico to fertilize those frozen eggs.
By the way, remember the Covid-Miami trip, I wouldn’t procreate with that man either.
I wonder if Woke 2.0 is just as hypocritical. pic.twitter.com/SfhupruIdU
— Lucky Adams (@takegoodluck) August 10, 2026
She claimed that Riley WAS AND WASN’T her spouse and got busted for it last year:
Republicans on the House Ethics Committee have reprimanded New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez after she reportedly said in government filings that her fiancé, Riley Roberts, both is and isn’t her “spouse.”
In its July 2025 report, the ethics committee criticized Ocasio-Cortez for listing Roberts as her “spouse” on federal documents that she filed before attending the 2021 Met Gala. Roberts and Ocasio-Cortez are not yet legally married.
“The Committee also found evidence that Representative Ocasio-Cortez listed Mr. Roberts as her ‘spouse’ on paperwork filed with the House relating to privately sponsored travel, although the two were not legally married at the time of the gifted travel,” the report states.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is battening down the hatches. Will she run for President or Senate? Bah! She is not ready for Primetime. Maybe in twelve years her animatronics will be perfected. I vote Senate rather than President.
I don’t give those frozen eggs a chance in Hell. MAGA women have a lot more on the ball than Liberal women.
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