I am about to go Mean Girls here for a minute. Since I am already going to that “special place in Hell for women who don’t support other women”, I have nothing else to lose anyway.

I would never support a woman because of her lady parts. I don’t like Hillary Clinton. I have not liked her since she said she wasn’t Tammy Wynette standing by her man while she was doing just that. Don’t diss Tammy Wynette EVER. Don’t diss Tammy Wynette while you are affecting a bad fake Southern accent.

Hillary’s normal accent is the Chicago flat accent, but when pandering, she will affect a white Southern accent as above, a black southern accent or whatever a group needs. Watch and learn, my young friends.

Doesn’t that make you want to get on the the Party Bus to that Special Place in Hell with me.

But, we are here today to discuss something more important. Hillary’s Stools. No, you gutter dwelling dweeb, not those stools. Bwa ha ha. The stools that Hillary has to sit on because her health is so bad.

Poor Hillary. She wants to be President. She deserves it. She has earned it. She waited for it. That whippersnapper, Barack Obama, took her turn eight years ago. Nothing will stand in her way this time. Especially not that boor Donald Trump. And, not the fact that, physically, she cannot do the job.

The only thing standing in Hillary’s way is the fact that she cannot stand. She needs a stool.

Hillary already proved that she cannot do the job when she slept(?) through Benghazi. That 3 a.m. phone call? Hillary is too frail to take the call.

Hillary’s health has gone through lots of iterations. The glasses that she wore for her Benghazi hearing appearance after she fell and bumped her head. The chronic cough that disrupts her speeches. The frequent tripping. And, now the stool to sit on at campaign stops.

Fake medical documents were circulating recently. Hillary Clinton, rightly, had her doctor issue a statement:

Bardack, Aug. 16: As Secretary Clinton’s long time physician, I released a medical statement during the campaign indicating that she is in excellent health. I have recently been made aware of allegedly “leaked” medical documents regarding Secretary Clinton with my name on them. These documents are false, were not written by me and are not based on any medical facts. To reiterate what I said in my previous statement, Secretary Clinton is in excellent health and fit to serve as President of the United States.

Yeah, right, okay. I believe Hillary Clinton’s doctor just as much as I believe “Lyin’ HIllary” Clinton. Hillary Clinton lies about lying about lies.

The stools tell a different story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDFhdhtvSU

Maybe, technically, Hillary Clinton is in “excellent health and fit to serve”. She doesn’t seem to have the “vim and vigor” that we usually see from a Presidential candidate. She doesn’t bound up steps. She doesn’t wade into the crowds.

We have been told she wrote 93,000 emails about yoga. Yet, not one photo has ever turned up of Hillary performing a sun salutation in yoga pants. I am so sorry about that, but I had to do it.

I don’t like Hillary. She dissed my girl Tammy Wynette more than 24 years ago. Her policies suck, bite and blow. She has a horrible laugh. Her pantsuits are butt ugly.

And, I don’t think she is up to the job. Hillary Clinton, if we believe that her health is good, is low-energy and doesn’t have the stamina.

Watch for Hillary’s stools. Where Hillary is you will find a stool.